There's no friggin' way you did that!! Unless you're talking about Lynn Cannon, I don't think there is any of your ex's I would be excited to see. You best be kidding or else it's gonna get bowling shoe ugly around here.
But I'm glad to see you had the PROPER reaction if I was ever to REALLY do that. None of this namby-pamby, meet you at the Wawa and how are things with you pleasantries. Get hostile! Get belligerent! Get BOWLING SHOE UGLY!!! Smack her upside the head with a soggy enchilada and be DONE with it. Well done.
Lynn Cannon?!?!? Jesus! You mean to tell me you wouldn't be excited to see the Tiffer again?!?!? Maybe we could get her to punch you in the chest a few hundred times for old times sake. . .
All right, I'll give you that one, I guess the Tiffer would be okay, unlike others that shall go unmentioned. I never had a MAJOR problem with the Tiffer. Don't really have one wih that Stacy chick either but I never really knew her like some of us did. Come to think of it, I've never did it in the back seat of a car that didn't belong to neither me nor the lucky recipient. But yeah it's not everybody who can say they got their ass kicked by the best frieds girlfriend.
Ah yes, the unmentionables. . . that sounds like a good name to call the gaggle of my ex's: The Unmentionables. Henceforth that shall be their handle. Film at 11.
And the reason I mentioned Lynn Cannon, is not because I got ahold of one and a half grizzlies but because I remember her as being kinda cute, kinda innocent, and really dumb. So I wanted to see how life ruined ... er um ... changed her.
I don't even wanna get involved in this. i just wanted to RSVP. me and the ol' band and chain will be there. (and no, i wasnt offended cheekies). do i need to bring anything?(other than the trim cerpts is requesting)
Wait finkledoodles you need t clarify sumpin' for dumb ass me. When you axed me if you need to bring anything other than the trim that cerpts mentioned, that doesn't mean you actually have access to aforementioned trim, right? But, no you don't need to bring anything, as far as I know.
Let me see. . .I may be busy that night. . .
ReplyDeleteYou'll be busy holdin' the cup and counting commercials, mine that is, Beeyotch!
ReplyDeleteDude, is it OK if I bring a date? Because. . .well. . .over the last week I got back together with you-know-who. . .
ReplyDeleteThere's no friggin' way you did that!! Unless you're talking about Lynn Cannon, I don't think there is any of your ex's I would be excited to see. You best be kidding or else it's gonna get bowling shoe ugly around here.
ReplyDeleteDude, I am SO kidding your ass hee hee hee!
ReplyDeleteBut I'm glad to see you had the PROPER reaction if I was ever to REALLY do that. None of this namby-pamby, meet you at the Wawa and how are things with you pleasantries. Get hostile! Get belligerent! Get BOWLING SHOE UGLY!!! Smack her upside the head with a soggy enchilada and be DONE with it. Well done.
Lynn Cannon?!?!? Jesus! You mean to tell me you wouldn't be excited to see the Tiffer again?!?!? Maybe we could get her to punch you in the chest a few hundred times for old times sake. . .
ReplyDeleteAll right, I'll give you that one, I guess the Tiffer would be okay, unlike others that shall go unmentioned. I never had a MAJOR problem with the Tiffer. Don't really have one wih that Stacy chick either but I never really knew her like some of us did. Come to think of it, I've never did it in the back seat of a car that didn't belong to neither me nor the lucky recipient. But yeah it's not everybody who can say they got their ass kicked by the best frieds girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteAh yes, the unmentionables. . . that sounds like a good name to call the gaggle of my ex's: The Unmentionables. Henceforth that shall be their handle. Film at 11.
ReplyDeleteAnd the reason I mentioned Lynn Cannon, is not because I got ahold of one and a half grizzlies but because I remember her as being kinda cute, kinda innocent, and really dumb. So I wanted to see how life ruined ... er um ... changed her.
ReplyDeleteHey wait. . .does Lynn Cannon count as an unmentionable??? I mean, she DID body tackle me but. . .
ReplyDeleteWhile we can call the list of my ex's "The Unmentionables" I think we can refer to the LAST one as "The Unspeakable".
ReplyDeleteBitch, I'm expecting you to have some top quality trim at this damn party, yo! Just a heads up. If not, Daddy's gonna get irritable. Er.
ReplyDeleteI don't even wanna get involved in this. i just wanted to RSVP. me and the ol' band and chain will be there. (and no, i wasnt offended cheekies). do i need to bring anything?(other than the trim cerpts is requesting)
ReplyDeleteWait finkledoodles you need t clarify sumpin' for dumb ass me. When you axed me if you need to bring anything other than the trim that cerpts mentioned, that doesn't mean you actually have access to aforementioned trim, right? But, no you don't need to bring anything, as far as I know.
ReplyDeleteI just wanna know what a "band and chain" is -- is that like a heavy metal group or KISS or something???
ReplyDeleteI don't know you would have to go ask ole floppy nuts over there.
ReplyDeleteWhat's Fink's Mom got to do with any of this?!?!?!?!
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