Parasol ... Check!
Plumes and Feathers ... Check!
Lots (and I do mean LOTS!) of alcohol ... Check!
Purple dress ... Check!
Face Paint ... Check!
Glockenspiel ... Check! (thank god for spellcheck)
Long Johns ... Check!
Even more alcohol ... Check!
Even more plumes and feathers ... Check!
Hmmm?
Now where the hell did I put those goddamn golden slippers?