Friday, December 28, 2007

Reckoning

It’s hard to fathom that Lost’s fourth season begins in just about a month. I guess it’s true that after a few months in seclusion, you acquire a sense that all things are eternal. From this day forward, all Lost geeks can reset their internal cycles and pretend they are just waiting out a slightly longer than normal holiday hiatus. While we’re waiting for Lost to return, though, maybe it’s time for us to break a little radio silence and do a little theorizing on some of the latest Intel to leak out of Lost island.


One of the biggest things to come up during the time Lost has been resting between seasons is the orientation video for a yet to be discovered new station on the island. I am talking about the Orchid station. You can look it up on You Tube if you haven't seen it yet. At first many fans wrestled with whether or not to accept the film as canon, mostly because of Dr. Marvin Candle, under yet another pseudonym, famously dropping the f-bomb. A new, not so authorized, picture has shown the world that "The Orchid" not only exists, but will be featured around midway through the fourth season. It’s purpose is still unknown, but a curious set of dinosaur-sized bones sticking from the ground near the station stirs memories of a four-toed foot, and questions over just where the rest of that statue is. If we get too see it with the writers strike still going on i still unknown.


In the video, a bunny is apparently duplicated by accident. Now, what is important about this is that Lindelof and company have made a few promises. They have promised no clones. They promised no twins, or at least that twins were of no importance. But they never said no duplicates from alternate time lines. Although, they have told us that the future, as seen in flash-forwards, is set. I’m not saying that by process of elimination the producers have begun to present us with the bare bones of the more fantastic elements of the story, but they may have. Then again, there is another aspect to television, particularly of the mystery variety, that is sometimes overlooked completely. It is an illusion.


A good mystery is like a good magic trick. I recently spoke with someone who was into street magic. He talked about part of the art being creating the question of whether there was a genuine paranormal force involved. If the audience only thinks of it as a trick, they look for the moment they are fooled, or wonder when it took place. Good magic, in other words, depends on good lies. When I found out that the best mind reading acts involved stooges, I thought that was a bit disingenuous. But the trick, according to the guy, is to make the audience wonder how you were able to pull that off without a stooge. If they believed the lie that the stooge was not in on it, the trick was successful because what the magician wants the audience to believe is that he somehow used trickery to create the illusion of mind reading, and not just used a stooge who was in on it. Two principles of magic that translates very well to the way a story is effectively predicted in a production as open to the media as Lost is. The point of all this? Lindelof and Cuse will never lie to us, but they are masters of semantic illusion. Many theorists are stopped dead in their tracks by what Lost’s writers tell us is accurate, and not. But it would be a mistake to assume that there are any absolutes when it comes to how fine a grain Lost’s-story smiths will winnow out the details of their epic in progress. With The Orchid being canon we know that at least some variation of the concept of duplicating, cloning, or twinism exists in some parallel sensibility, and we also know that the writers have used sly tricks of semantics to avoid admitting that this element exists.

Take comfort that no matter the fact that our crazy theories are shot down, only to be validated through a loop-hole of language, the mission of the Lost crew is to excite, dazzle, and amaze us with a story that in its purest form springs from the unexpected. Even if that requires a little verbal slight-of-hand. In case you haven't seen them, there are some more of the "Lost - Missing Pieces" mobisodes out now. The best one, in my opinion, is the titled "Room 23". It's about Walt and what happened to him when he was taken from the raft and put in room 23. Apparently Walt did not like that too much and Juliette and Ben get to see some of his power. A pretty powerful and unnerving few minutes. Dr. Arntz is in another new one and the latest is Sun and Michael, from way back in season 1. The Sun/Michael short may be the one that raises the most eyebrows to date. Go check it out, you should find it on you tube as well. The newest info I have been able to gather is still in the rumor stages and not what I would credit as a spoiler yet, but it might be going into that stage very soon. All I can say right now is it involves who is now being called "The Oceanic 6". There are six Losties getting off the island and that's it. Some of the rest either decide not to leave, can't leave, or die before getting the chance to leave. More info aplenty to be coming up soon.

Monday, December 24, 2007

Twas The Night Before

Wishing all of my blogger friends the Merriest of Christmases and a good start to the new year. As a special added bonus here are some more pictures from season 4 episodes that is now about 5 weeks away. Damn gettin' close now.

Juliette doing her booby version of the one cheek sneak. On a related topic that has nothing to do with Lost, just saw The Santa Clause 2 with Elizabeth Mitchell, if you watch this movie it's difficult not to think of her as "Juliette".


Desmond looking a bit the cocky Aussie. Also on a related note, just saw The Nativity with Desmond playing an adult Jesus.


Claire leaves the world of the happy people and treks further into the jungle. Huh? Saw Santa's Slay with Bill Goldburg playing a serial killer Santa and Emilie De Ravin is the heroic heroine.


First picture of the Orchid Station. Coincidentally I have a Christmas orchid blooming right now.
Guess Sawyer is about to take Ben off of his Christmas Card list. For good. Didn't know how to tie this one in with Christmas. Sorry.

Now I gotta go start making with the Merry!

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

A short rant


This is not related to the holidays, Lost, movies, books, or any other such thing usually appearing on my blog. It's about credit and debit cards. Actually it's about a commercial that is circulating on the TV that I'm pissed and insulted by. There are several versions of the commercial. The first one I saw was a man getting his lunch at one of those cafeteria type restaurants. Might even be the cafe at work, who knows, it doesn't matter. Everybody in line in front of him swipe either their credit or debit cards to pay for their meal. There is music playing and everything is shown as going quick and smoothly like an assembly line until this guy gets there and pulls out cash and the music stops, people stop cooking, everyone stops smiling and moving, and everyone just stares at the guy. Like he has committed a crime or something. It's money! Oh, so sorry it's not a stupid piece of plastic that makes me think I have more money than I do. There's a few different versions of the commercial. One causes a funeral procession in New Orleans to stop. Another version shows I-Pods actually stop working if you try to pay with cash. A hundred years ago nobody heard of credit cards, fifty years ago only the wealthy had them. My grandparents paid in cash or nothing. Not having the cash meant they couldn't afford it. But not you, Mr. Businessman. People like you have no need for cash as long as you have you plastic fantastic fun card. All kinds of people use them whether they actually have the means to pay the bill or not. And why wouldn't they? We don't really need to carry all that cash around with us do we? Let's just use our flexible platinum friend. Yes! Please do feed my ego. Give me more plastic and more credit and more finance charge, we love them. I hate them, (I, however, do use them for major purchases and at the holidays, but only if I have to) I hate the companies and I now hate their commercials. Bank of America just had to borrow money from a third world nation to pay off their debt. Who knew? Now the credit card companies have credit cards? Who the hell gets to hold onto that puppy? How friggin' dare they make me feel embarrassed because I have they money on me for the purchase I want to make. Also, just a little information for all those people that need to put a cup of coffee and a pack of Bubbalicious on a credit card, in case you didn't notice, that's me behind you. I'm the one waiting, cash in hand, for you to swipe your card. "Does the black stripe face me or away from me? This way? Oh, upside down?" Beep! "No try it again." Beep! "Nope, not this time either." Wipe it on your pants. Beep! How about that time? Holy shit! You don't have two dollars and fifty-five cents on you? Just how over extended are you? Yes, after you swipe your card a few dozen times, wait for the cashier, push approve or accept, or whateverthefuck, and sign your stupid name, you are finally on your way. I got a cup of coffee and I pay for it and I'm on my way. I'm the pissed off guy walking past you in the parking lot (I'll pass you in the goddamn vestibule if I have exact change and ain't gotta wait for the clerk to count out my change!) Now they have those credit/debit card combo deals. Oh goody, another decision to make. Guess if I had a gun in my glove compartment, I'd have a choice to make to. And believe me, it's not a choice of if I fire a warning shot first or not. Get some cash in you pockets and pay for your shit and get out of my way you pompous shit wad. How dare you. How dare you!

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Now it really feels like Christmas

The last few years this has been my favorite Christmas song. Yeah, I still like the traditional songs like O Holy Night and Little Drummer Boy, but I guess this is my favorite modern day Christmas song.

Enjoy!

Ok, this time I mean it ...



As reported on this blog a while ago, I said that LOST was moving to Monday nights and as I also stated I was wrong. 'Cause it's gonna be on Thursdays at 9:00. Yep, it's moving to Thursdays and this time it has been confirmed by Carlton Cuse. January 31 is the premier date now. They are going to show the 8 episodes they have done as well as a retrospect episode. Unfortunately Cuse has also said that season 4 was originally planned to be broken into two parts (as far as how the episodes were going to be written not that they anticipated the shortened season) the first half, the eight we will see didn't do much to give us answers, but that in the second half (the eight we won't see until after the strike and possibly not until the fall of '08 or even as late as the spring of '09) so if you are looking for any answers this season you're gonna be disappointed. The last episode they have filmed does end on a semi-cliff hanger so it will feel sort of like a season finale.

Here are a few comments made on the Season 3 DVD commentary for the Man Behind The Curtain episode:

* Horace Goodspeed and Olivia are important to the DHARMA story, and we can expect to see more of them in the future.
* Richard Alpert was conceived as the "Panchen Lama" of the Others. (That would make Ben the "Dalai Lama.") Alpert's role is to pick the next Dalai. Ben's role would be to pick the next Panchen, should the need arise. This keeps the two in a sort of balanced power relationship. They are allies, yet they have some measure of control over the other should one get out of hand.
* Ben uses the volcanic ash circle to contain Jacob. Jacob also has the means to control Ben to an extent. Speaking of volcanoes, there is one on the island. Damon says it will be of "seismic importance" (pun very much intended.)
* The Looking Glass Station is a communications station. Its role is to emit the "ping" that guides the submarine to the island.
* The DHARMA purge was not the first purge by the Others. There have been many groups on the island, and the Others have purged many times before. Remnants of all the groups make up the Others we see today. Damon likens this to the United States, which is a nation of immigrants from many cultures who have assimilated into a common culture.
* Ben set Locke up to kill Cooper as a test...he was certain Locke would fail as he has not shown himself to be capable of murder. There is probably no great mythological reason for killing one's father; Alpert helps Locke find a way to kill Cooper because it is the only way to break Ben's manipulation.
* Damon suggests that Ben's penchant for numbering his rabbits "probably has something to do with fertility experiments."
* Room 23 is located on the Hydra island, which is designated for zoological experiments. Has it only been used on humans, or was it previously used on other animals? And if so, what animals? (Calling all Joop fans!)
* Annie is an extremely important part of the island's back story, and it is a planned chapter to come. Annie is more important than the Goodspeeds or the volcano.
* The mechanism for the purge at the Barracks was different from the mechanism Ben uses in the van (the canister of gas). The gas canister was added in post-production to give Ben a more active role in his father's death. But the original plan was for something to happen more or less island wide at 4 PM.
* We have not seen Ben's motivation for his role in the purge, but we will.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Lost Season 4 trailer vid caps

As promised I have gathered some screen shots from the season 4 trailer that is showing in movie theaters right now.


Hurley swimming under water - my theory - Desmond tells him about Charlie dying in the looking glass station and Hurley dives in to see for himself. He probably won't get far.

Jack pointing gun at someone. Any guesses it's Ben he's pointing it at. Could be Locke too I guess. Or a freighter person.


Kate - not much I can say about this one, just Kate looking dirty.


The infamous cow. Could this be the one from the flame station? Smokey?


Uh, Charlie? Nice haircut. Looks like a definite "vision", see Hurley's shoulder and hair on the left of the picture. Same shirt he has on in the underwater pic.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Revelation

The countdown has finally begun. No, not the countdown until I go to Disney. Did I tell you I was going to Disney? Well I am, so you can start being jealous now! Oh, but I kid! Back to what I am really here for. Season 4. The new season of Lost is less than two months away. Remember back in May when we all thought it would take forever to get here, well, it's nearly here. With the new season well on it's way (at least 8 episodes in the can as of this writing and that might be all we get with the writers strike!) there are some new rumors/spoilers. Hard to tell if they are one or the other. The moving to Monday night rumor proved to be wrong. Hey, I'll tell you when the rumors are wrong just like when I find out the spoilers are wrong. First, if you have not seen any of the Mobisodes, I suggest you go do a Google search for them. I'll give you a brief description of them and then you can see if you want to go see them. As of right now there are five clips. The clips are short scenes that fill in pieces of some of the story lines. The first clip is Jack and his father right before Jack gets married. The second one is Hurley and Frogurt (another nameless Lostie) talking about Libby, the ironic part of this clip is it happens right before Libby is shot by Michael. The third one is Jack and Ben playing chess before Jack is scheduled to leave the island on the sub (one of the better ones IMO). The fourth clip is Juliette talking to Michael before the Others send him back to the Losties camp with the list. The fifth one is Juliette (right after she gets to the Losties camp) telling Jack about her deal with Ben and that she is still working for Ben and her telling Jack she has changed her mind. They don't really answer any questions but they are a nice little bit of Lost to hold you over and they do fit in nicely with what has already happened in the story arcs. Enjoy the info as well as the new season 4 pics.

Danielle gives Ben some island justice.

Now on to some more rumors and spoilers. Here is some info that is being offered as either spoiler or rumor or possible a little bit of both. The grain of salt is included with all of the tidbits.

Dominic Monaghan (Charlie) & Maggie Grace (Shannon) are in talks to come back for more flashbacks. Also in possible "visions" had by other characters. There is already a clip with Charlie appearing in it during the fourth season floating around the web.
We will get another episode that will detail what DHARMA has been doing on the island long before Ben and his father came to the island.
Two more Losties will die....a male and a female. The male will die on the island, while the female will die in a FLASH FORWARD via suicide. The male death will be a MAIN character that is a fan favorite, plus it will occur on island most likely by mid-season. It will be likely one of the four: Sawyer, Hurley, Sayid or Jin.
Desmond will have a very important storyline in the new season.
In the first episode that Michael returns, he has hit "rock bottom" from the guilt of his actions. Apparently this episode (early in the season) will pick up right after Michael and Walt leave the island. Walt may not be the person we remember him being. (Whatever the hell that is supposed to mean!)
The people on the freighter will not seem to be distrustful and we may even like them but they are coming to the island for a reason, rescue is not one of the things on their mind unfortunately.
They are there to find "someone". Who this someone is will be something that plays out during almost the entire fourth season. We will find out more about this in a Ben flashback and another flashback that involves the freighter and the island before Ben was on the island.


Interesting that Locke would be with the beach crew from the end of the third season. My guess is they are meeting up with the group that went to the tower.

Here is a list of possible flashbacks:

Alex, Ben, Sawyer, Desmond, Danielle, Michael, Juliette

The Alex flashback will detail more info about her mother and Ben. Ben's flashback could include more info about the little girl named Annie that we saw in his first flashback, it could also give us more answers about the island. One other thing mentioned to possibly being in his flashback is an explanation of the notebook tube we saw at the Pearl Station. "The Tampa Job" (which Sawyer talks about in one of his previous flashbacks) is a good guess as to what Sawyers' flashback would detail . Questions about Desmond's time in the military and why he was in prison will be answered in a future flashback. As discussed on this blog before, Danielle is an intricate part of the island story. Cuse/Lindelof have mentioned that her flashback will still be a while away but she may pop up in someone else's flashback. We will find out that not everything she has said is the truth. As stated above, Michael's flashback will be about what happens after Walt and he leave the island at the end of season 2. We will find out more about Juliette's mark of shame in her flashback. Oddly enough Juliette's sister is supposed to show up in a flash forward. The odd part is she will not be showing up in a Juliette flash forward but rather in another characters.

Possible Flash forwards:

Jin/Sun, Hurley, Kate, Jack, Sayid

The Jin/Sun flash forward is possibly about their baby's first birthday. Scenes of Jin in a toy shop have been filmed. Also Sun at a funeral. It has also been rumored Jin is either shot or shot at when he leaves the toy store. Jorge Garcia, who plays Hurley, has cut his hair. In a recent interview he said that he had to get it cut "for work". Would make sense that upon getting off the island he would want to cut some of that hair off. Kate's flash forward seems to involve her going to court for her crimes that she committed before crashing on the island. No telling how much time goes by between the flash forwards but this one obviously happens before the one from last seasons finale. Jack was also filmed in some of the scenes with Kate for this flash forward. Some speculation has that his scenes have already been cut from this episode. Not sure why or what that could point towards. A rumor has been going around that Sayid has filmed a flash forward. The episode seems to take place in Germany where he is living with a new girlfriend named Elsa. Apparently in the episode he is very troubled but will not explain to Elsa as to what he is troubled about.

Looks as though Ben begins this season much as he ended last season. Tied up and bloody.

Room 23 (the brain washing room) will be explained a bit by Karl and what effects it has on him.
Claire will find out Jack is her brother. How she finds out and who from is the big question and could be surprising to some.

There is "a game changer" meaning a big turn of events in episode 7.

The crash of flight 815 was covered up and we will find out why and who covered it up. Quite possible a Widmore cover up and that would mean the freighter could be involved if we find out he has something to with the freighter.

We will find out in episode 4 if Kate is or is not pregnant. I'm guessing no, for the record.

Damon Lidelof has said that there will be another heroic Hurley moment in the season 4 premier.

Greg Grunberg, who played the pilot (as well as being on Heroes) will be on the show again. Possibly another revisit to the crash of flight 815.


Much like Ben, Sawyer also begins season 4 like he ended season 3. Hot!

This next one is difficult to explain, but I will try. Sawyer will not be getting off the island. With the arrival of the freighter and the people on it, the Losties will split into two groups. One group will go back to Othersville and one group will stay at the beach. Apparently lines are drawn and the freighter folks will make friends with the ones on the beach. Not sure who will represent the two groups. Possibly Ben and Locke with Losties and Others go back to the cabins and Jack and Kate stay on the beach with the freighter. This would put Sawyer in with Ben and Locke and he will stay on the island. Maybe he knows he is only going back to be arrested for the murder while in Australia. Or maybe the people on the freighter will tell him this.

In a flashback we will see the return of Goodwin, Libby, Mr. Friendly, and Ethan, this is supposed to be episode 6 and is a Juliette flashback. We will see that Libby was working with the Others but not how we think.

One of Michael's scenes will be in New York where he will be confronted by a gun toting Mr. Friendly. Huh? Okay, obviously a flashback, but how? And when is this supposed to happen?


Did Jack still have some Arntz on him?

If you haven't seen it there is a short Lost season 4 trailer being played during select movies this season. The reports are it shows:

Charlie with a very short haircut.
Sawyer pushing Ben up against a tree and pointing a gun to his face.
A cow.
The number 6 faintly superimposed over a picture of the island.
Kate looking at something and crying.

Locke saying "They are not who you think they are.".
Jack shooting a gun.
What looks like Hurley swimming deep under water.
A large explosion on the island.
There are other things also but it is hard to decipher just what they are as they flash by so quickly. Possibly when it is posted online there will be more info available.

Leslie Arntz will be back in a future mobisode.

Not that this is a spoiler but Lindelof and Cuse said on the new season 3 DVD special features that it was Walt on the computer to Michael and not an Others trick. Of course they also said Walt may not have been sitting at another computer when he was doing it and possibly his "powers" allow him to do something like that.

That's about all for now. I know this info skipped around and was vague in some areas but hey I give it as I get it. As more info develops I will break what we know down into specific episodes. Yes I know what some of the episodes from this coming season are titled so I will still be able to title my blog entries as I continue. I know you were all worried about that but I got it covered Esse!

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Through The Looking Glass

Just two more months until the preview of a new (and possibly way shorter than they planned, depending on the writers strike) season of Lost. Before we start talking about future episodes, let's take a quick look back with the help of the "Looking Glass" that is this here blog.


There's no denying the fact that Jack was a freight train the last few episodes of the season starting around "One of Us". That's the episode where he leads Sayid, Kate, and Juliette back the the beach camp. His new approach of doing everything the polar opposite of his usual plan has worked out in every possible way for the 815'ers ... or has it really? Jack puts all his cards on the table. He's got nothing to lose. "I love you" he tells Kate, right before getting a big kiss from Juliette. Why the hell not? He nods after saying it, as if finally admitting it to himself much less to Kate. His look is almost one of relief. Kate's look is of sorrow full surprise. Whether or not she's made her decision, Jack's liberating himself of this inner struggle. Keeping things in has brought Jack nothing but pain, and he's done with it. Screw diplomacy and to hell with falling for tricks. Doing everything he thinks he should do has traditionally landed Jack right into Ben's hands - only by doing the unexpected does he succeed in thwarting him. Instead of going back for his friends, Jack pushes on. Instead of submitting to blackmail (I don't know why Jack gave Ben back his radio) he calls his bluff. Although Jack does believe he's sacrificing his three friends for the greater good of 40+ people, it ends up working out in his favor. The old Jack would've caved, giving Ben exactly what he wanted.


Bernard sings like a canary, it literally takes all of 15 seconds for Bernard to give up the entire damned plan. The radio tower, Karl - the whole she-bang. Bernard did everything but draw them a map. I was a bit disappointed that he couldn't spit in the face of his captors or take a rifle butt to the face like Sayid did. If you want to hang back with the big boys and shoot at dynamite, you got to be able to take the punishment. Before the singing, Friendly calls Ben for advice - just as Greta and Bonnie do. Either Ben's people have orders to consult him on everything or they're not very resourceful. Probably a bit of both. "Who do you have?" Ben asks. After finding out he doesn't hesitate for a second: "Shoot Kwon". I found this interesting. Obviously he assessed (correctly) that Bernard would be the one to crack, why not shoot Sayid (the more dangerous of the two)? My gut reaction is that Ben knows who's "needed" in the grand scheme of things - and who's not. Ben's character has been awesome, with top-notch acting and astonishing levels of deception. For two seasons he's dominated the island with a near-impenetrable web of lies, but as things fall apart for him it seems they do so exponentially. As his armor falls away we see his Achilles heel, the true reason he's failed in his mission: Alex. The photos of Alex in Ben's home were all well and good, but bringing one along during the Big Camp Out really shows us how important she is to him. While most dads brandish a stern look or maybe polish a shotgun when potential suitors come round, Ben's strapping them into chairs and tormenting them to the brink of insanity to avoid teenage pregnancy. Raising Alex has caused Ben to make mistakes that have come back to haunt him - mistakes like Karl. With Juliet's betrayal compounding that mistake (making him look like even more of a jackass in front of Richard and Mikhail), Ben finally understands that he needs to lose Alex. He even points out to Mikhail that he needs help with the "mess he's made". Alex is a liability he can't afford, which is why he brings her to join a new family. Looking back, I think Ben chose to raise Alex in an attempt to make amends for the piss-poor fathering he himself had to endure. It might be the one noble ship still sailing in his vast sea of lies.


Mikhail has six lives left. At this point I truly believe that Mikhail's unwavering faith in the island is what keeps him clinging to life, even beyond the point of death. "Lucky for me the fence wasn't set to full power". Ben seemed to smirk when Mikhail told him this, but I shrugged it off. Not so sure I should have. Ben knows the deal too. Speaking to Claire about Charlie, Hurley's last words before the fade-in totally foreshadowed Mikhail rising again. "Don't worry, I'm sure he's fine" Hurley says, and then the camera zooms in on Mikhail's bleeding corpse. A spear through the heart should have ended Mikhail, but it didn't. As Ben said, he's a loyalist. Mikhail believes. Deceived by Ben and totally questioning his motives, he has only to be reassured that he's defending the island. This gives him the motivation to commit the double murder of his own people, in the interest of the cause. Ben knows how to reach Mikhail, to put him right back on track. Still, just as Richard has been questioning Ben lately, Mikhail's wise enough to ask questions. "The island told you to jam your own people?" Ben answers with assertions that he's following Jacob's orders AND protecting the island from assault. This is sort of important. It pretty much links Jacob to the island itself, which is our first confirmation of this. We now know the island speaks to Ben, just as we already know Jacob does. Is Jacob the island itself? Another thing I noticed was that Mikhail's eyelids are sewn together. This is inconsistent with popping a glass eye in and out of your head. Not sure why he removes his eye patch to put on his diving mask, because it doesn't really look like it would get in the way. And the way they zoomed in on his eye patch after his first 'death', it seemed his eye would be significant. Maybe while he's wearing the patch Mikhail is turning a blind eye to the crap Ben's pulling, but once removed he sees and questions it more in depth? I'm not convinced that he's not coming back from the grenade thing, either.



Remember the “They Don't Leave Tracks.” line someone said about the Others? It might have been Anna Lucia, go check the DVDs for more insight. The Other's attack looked not-so-subtle this time, a far cry from the invisible jungle ninjas they used to be. Maybe all the weeks of seeing them as normal people has stripped away the mystique we used to feel. Gone is the awe and the wonder. The magic of the Others has been shattered - perhaps even Jacob has abandoned them - and I think this is the end for them, at least as an opposing force.

“That's For Taking The Kid off The Boat” - Awesome line. The next one was even better: "I didn't believe him". Sawyer's in a dark place right now. He's gone from a sarcastic conman to being love struck and sensitive, all in this one season. After the killing of Cooper however, Sawyer's returned to a very spooky place. A place with no nicknames and no mercy. Shooting Tom in cold blood was very startling. Everyone should know how I feel about Sawyer by now and I wanted to feel like him killing Cooper was the final time he'd do stuff like that. If it were any other “Other” (Pryce or that third guy for example), the murder would be easier for me to swallow. But after all this time, we have a so much more personal relationship with Mr. Friendly. We know Tom as the bumbling, girl-throwing fool that he really is ... the guy who gave Kate salve for her wrists and tried to warn Jack of hidden cameras. An angel? Hell no. But shooting him in cold blood the way he did, Sawyer crossed back over the line - the same side of the line he was on when he shot the hot dog vendor. "Let's hope you're not (pregnant)" seemed to throw Kate, too. Obviously Sawyer and Kate both know that pregnancy is almost a death sentence on the island, but Kate's reaction to him almost gives the line a double meaning. It didn't seem to be the thing she wanted to hear.


Walt shows up with a voice like Peter Brady. Unlike last time, he's completely dry. Of course Walt's not really here; this is the island, or Jacob, or whoever it is throwing on a Walt suit. "Get up John, you can walk". Walt never called Locke by his first name. He always called him “Mr. Locke”. Come on Locke, you should know this drill by now it's almost self-explanatory at this point. I don't think it's so much the natural 'healing' properties of the island as it is the faith and belief. Kidney shot or no, the island needs Locke to do what Ben is failing to accomplish - stopping Naomi from using the radio phone. Jacob favors Locke now. Ben's no longer his go-to man, and he can't trust him to get the job done. Walt also appears amidst the whispers. This ties the whispers into the whole island/Jacob agenda thing, unless they're protesting against his appearance to Locke. It was good to see Walt again, even post-pubescent Walt. LOST has an advantage over every other show in that it can bring back our past heroes and heroines (and eye-candy) for guest spots in flashbacks and smoke-monster morphing special appearances.

Hurley is the indestructible epicenter of “All Things Gone Right“. Always has been. He just can't see fads forming. Pryce could have had the Gatling gun from Predator and he wouldn't have hit him. Hurley seems untouchable in all ways.

Alex, this is your crazy jungle-dwelling mother. The Alex/Danielle reunion was pretty quick, capped off with the humor of them tying up Ben together. Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Truth - In the end, Ben's long string of lies ends up coming back to bite him in the ass. When he sits down with Jack and explains the whole Naomi deal, it turns out for once that Ben's telling the complete truth. The irony of course, is that at this point Jack doesn't come even close to believing him. Ben's body language at the "She's not who she says she is" line was pretty cool. It was as if he'd finally arrived at the penultimate point - the place where the lying was over and he could finally reveal the truth. The whole truth? No, there wasn't nearly enough time for that. But I believe that nothing Ben says here was false, save for the final deception he tries to pull over the radio in a last-ditch effort to sway Jack. When Locke kills Naomi, it proves Ben's actions to be consistent with the wishes of the island. "Do it John! Shoot him! Do what you need-", Ben is beyond desperate to follow Jacob's orders. Locke's angle however, is diplomacy. He can't shoot Jack, and this has nothing to do with Jack being a friend. It has to do with the island needing Jack for whatever ultimate goal it has planned for everyone who was brought to it and Locke fully knows this. At this point, I think Locke is more in the know than even Ben is. Unfortunately for Ben, Locke, Jacob, and the island, they picked the one day Jack's decided to take a crap on diplomacy. Despite Locke's warning that "This will be your last chance", Jack makes the call anyway and as is so often the case, once again by doing something he believes to be right, Jack has made the biggest mistake of all - one that won't be fully realized until this coming season. Watch Locke's shoulders slump as the call goes through. Watch him turn away and walk off, monumentally disappointed, knowing that they failed ... (again). The beginning of the end, as Ben puts it. Funny enough, "The Beginning of the End" is the title of the first episode from this coming season.

Jack grows a sub Commander's beard in the future, apparently. You have to admit the flash forward trick was brilliant, even if you didn't like it. Knowing that the producers had the overall storyline planned from the beginning, it was necessary at this point to bring us into the post-island future so we can fully appreciate what was 'supposed to happen' in the past. The woman Jack saves from the car accident looks a lot like his wife did all bandaged up in the hospital. She's got the same injury, same surgery, and Jack wants (needs) to fix it. Everything in circles, always. There should be little doubt at this point that Jack's wife is a raging bitch. She slaps him with 20 nosey questions and then snubs him for a simple ride home. Yeah, thanks for coming down. On the way to the funeral, Jack's listening to Nirvana's Scentless Apprentice. This goes along with the whole suicide thing - Kurt Cobain, Jack, and even the unknown dude in the casket. It could place the day as April 5 as it would be the anniversary of Cobain’s death. I know every one's speculating on who he is, but judging from Kate's reaction I'd say it has to be Ben. Helen would probably come to Locke's shindig and Kate wouldn't despise Sawyer enough to curl her lip at his funeral (Jack would've also called Sawyer a friend, I think). Besides, it looks like Ben's diary could be next to the casket and Jack's gaze even seems to pause curiously on it before he walks off. One thing's for sure - it's definitely NOT Hurley. Jack's drug addiction and downward spiral must run deeper than his ex-wife's pregnancy and his father's death. And what was the deal with him making reference to “going upstairs and checking his fathers blood alcohol content? He is still dead, right? Something really bad must happen between them getting off the island and Jack popping fistfuls of pain pills. We won't know exactly what that is until later, so we can only speculate. We can only examine the brief conversation between him and Kate, who came straight to their rendezvous fresh from raiding the MAC counter at Macy's (she looked awesome by the way). "I'm sick of lying. We made a mistake." Lying to whom is the biggest question. Whoever got them off the island maybe? Or perhaps Jack's referring to Oceanic airlines. The fact that he owns a golden ticket means they've accepted/acknowledged the crash. This means they didn't assimilate back into society in some sort of under-the-radar way ... they came back as 815 survivors. Which means either they had international media coverage of an incredible global scale, or they're "lying" as per Oceanic's instructions. Kate's "I have to go, he's gonna be wondering where I am" line is meant to keep us wondering whether she hooked up with Sawyer or some other guy. I read someone theorize that maybe she's referring to her son, which is a cool idea too, although her son would be about a year old and the only thing he'd be wondering is why his ass is so damp. "We were not supposed to leave". This line is extremely telling. Yes it explains why Jack's got an E6B flight calculator and is trying to figure out wind correction angles on sectional maps of the Pacific, but Jack's actually acknowledging Locke's own words: "You're not supposed to do this". HUGE for Jack. Did Jack slip from science to faith? Looks like he might have. Because although his life sucks now, we know it sucked on the island as well. Jack's not going back there for the mangoes, the only way he's going back there is if he believes he can CHANGE something or perhaps fix something. "We have to go back". Finally, I think the biggest thing to take away from the last part of season 3 is the fact that there are more sides than we first realized. The season started 815 vs. Others, but suddenly we have "the bad guys" coming in too. They've been searching for the island for a long time now, and since Jack's crew has now disabled the multitude of safeguards the island's had in place against being located (the button, the radio tower, the looking glass) it seems they're finally coming. Still, the one thing we haven't accounted for is Desmond's visions. I don't believe the island is responsible for them for one simple reason - they allowed Charlie to shut off the jamming signal. Charlie should have been hit by lightning or had an arrow through his throat and died a bunch of times, but instead the visions intervened. They allowed Desmond to save him. Someone or something was keeping Charlie alive long enough to accomplish his goal, and from what we saw in the finale this conflicts directly with the island's best interests. There is a storm brewing, who will be left standing to reap the whirlwind? Oh, and one last thing - Penny Teaches 1st Grade? Globe, books, map, blazer?

Season four info coming soon!

Monday, December 03, 2007

Greatest Hits

One last list before we move on to another subject. Here are some movies I figured I should see. After seeing them I asked myself "Why?". As in why are these movies called "Classics" or why were they spoken of so highly. Maybe it's me, but in the list of movies below, I just don't get it.

Citizen Kane-Supposedly the best movie ever made. Did I miss something?

The Matrix-One of the best Sci-fi films ever. Keanu Revees people, c'mon!

Taxi Driver-Recently saw this one, didn't see what was so great. The "You talking to me?" scene seemed anticlimactic to me now since I've seen it parodied so many times.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind-The movie was even more confusing than the title. It involves erasing memories. I want to erase this movie from mine.

Sin City-Loved the comic and even though it is very true to the original printed material, I hated the movie. Didn't think it could be bad, but to me it was.

2001: A Space Odyssey-Another one of those best movies of all time. Boooooooooooooring!

The Deer Hunter-Another of those movies I had heard so much about all my life and had never seen; until recently. The Russian roulette scenes were tense and the bittersweet ending was ok but not what I expected from a movie put on such a lofty perch.

Kill Bill Vol.2-I loved the first volume of this movie, I couldn't wait until part two came out. I was at Blockbuster the day it was released (I never do that by the way) and raced home to watch it. I was angry afterwards and felt cheated.

Gone with the Wind-I was forced to watch this and my god, how can this movie be such a classic? It's boring, drawn out, and depressing.

West Side Story-I hate this movie, I hate everything about this movie. Romeo and Juliet go to Puerto Rico. Natalie Wood is hot but other than that, blech!

From Here To Eternity-You've seen the beach scene. It won 8 Oscars. It didn't win anything from me. It took me three tries to get through it.

This Is Spinal Tap-Always heard what a classic mockumentary this was and every time I told someone I had never seen the film they were surprised. Saw it a few months ago. Now they can all be surprised that didn't like it.

Jurassic Park-I will admit I didn't hate this movie, however, I had such bigger expectations after hearing so much hype about it. Jeff Goldblum's very good acting job aside. I actually wish this movie was better so I could say I liked it, but it was merely OK to me.

The Sound of Music-I would rather sit through West Side Story twice than see this movie. As far as this movie is concerned, if hate were people, I'd be China.

Blue Velvet-Take Dennis Hopper out of this film and it's awful. Fortunately, Dennis Hopper is in it and he's creepy which adds up to a movie that took me two times to sit all the way through and is almost awful.

Born on the 4Th of July-Nominated for several Academy and Golden Globe awards. Won some of them too. I'm not bashing Vietnam vets, only movies about them. I started watching this movie in April, I finished watching it on July 3. Just in time for the BBQ and the fireworks. Oliver Stone is a better screenwriter than he is director. The total count of movies he directed that I like: 1 and this one ain't it!

Dumbo-Yes, the Disney movie. Saw it when I was 7. I hated it and asked to leave. What 7 year old asks to leave a Disney movie? This one did because the movie is overly cruel and sad. Hey, I was an overweight orphan. I got issues okay. Especially issues with this movie. And when I go to Disney in January I will walk a wide berth around the Dumbo ride.

10-Bo Derek is (was hot), Dudley more is (was) funny. Just not in this movie. The running on the beach scene was okay the first few seconds I saw it and the lovemaking scene to the song Bolero is one of the only funny parts of the movie. This may be one of the only ones I tossed around about not putting on the list but it made it on in the end.

Titanic-This 4 hour bore fest makes me want to raise the Titanic just so I can put James Cameron and Leonardo DiCaprio on it and sink it again. Not Kate Winslett, she's almost hot. Kathy Bates is cool and Bill Paxton is, well he's Bill Paxton. They make it through the resinking. Even if they were in this horrible movie.

Chariots of Fire-Three words - What The Fuck???





Friday, November 30, 2007

The Man Behind The Curtain

Well I gave you that list so I could give you this here one. Listed below are the movies I am embarrassed to say I have seen!

Godzilla (1998)
Van Helsing
Police Academy 2 (and on)
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Dr. Seuss' The Cat In The Hat
Dumb and Dumberer
Ballistic" Ecks vs. Sever
The Village
Halloween III Season of the Witch
Dukes of Hazard
Little Nicky
Catwoman
Epic Movie
Taxi
Basic Instinct 2
Date Movie
House of the Dead
Battlefield: Earth
The Master of Disguise
Alone in the Dark

I didn't write anything about each movie simply because they don't deserve it!

Thursday, November 29, 2007

The Brig

A while ago, my darling doddy Cerpts made a list of movies he was embarrassed about not seeing. Well, as the weeks went by and the calendar pages turned I too began thinking about movies that are always spoken highly of. Specifically movies that are classics and award winners. Here then is my list of movies I have never seen and am just a bit embarrassed about.

Annie Hall - Guess the fact I am not a big Woody Allen fan has something to do with it.

Apocalypse Now - Not a big war movie buff either.

Chinatown - Love Jack, saw The Two Jake's which is supposed to be the sequel but never saw the original.

Easy Rider - No excuse for this one I can think of off hand. I did however see the movie Hog Wild recently and I have seen the Easy Rider magazines on occasion. That has to count for something.

Midnight Cowboy - Guess the fact that this was originally rated X is why I didn't see it when I was younger other than that I don't know why I haven't seen it. Yeah, me not seeing an X rated movie. Doesn't make sense does it?

Raging Bull - Not a big boxing fan either.

Rebel Without a Cause - Actually the only James Dean movie I have seen is Giant.

Schindler's List - I am German and although I don't have anything against the Jewish, I still have never seen this one either.

Shane - Supposed to be one of the best westerns ever made, I'm a sucker for westerns. Why haven't I ever seen it? Dunno.

To Kill a Mockingbird - Not a big G. Peck fan.

The English Patient - Winner of 9 Academy Awards and I ain't never seen it.

An American in Paris - Not a big musical guy either.

It Happened One Night - No idea why I haven't seen this one.

Well that's the short list, there are other classic and award winning films that I have not seen but I didn't put them on the list.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

D.O.C


I like nuts. Not all nuts but some nuts. For instance; I like your normal run of the mill peanuts, but I don't like almonds. I love walnuts but hate Brazil nuts. Cashews are my favorite, mmm heaven on earth. Pecans should be eradicated from the face of the planet. Why am I telling you all this, you may ask. Well, I am basically trying to show that you cannot lump all types of nuts into one label of "nut". You can't say "I don't like nuts" or "I love nuts". That is, of course, unless you actually either hate or love all nuts but I don't think someone like that exists. At least they shouldn't be allowed to. That's like saying "I love all Barry Manilow songs". It just can't be done. Anyway, all of this leads me to the point of this entry: nuts. No not the seed/fruit things we like to down with beer and baseball. I'm talking about "Nuts" the people. Nutty people. Again, in this situation, I like some "nuts". This is where it gets dicey. What I mean is again, we can't lump all nutty people in one group. OK, for that sake of argument let's include all the nutters that are locked up in asylums or prisons in one group and agree that they are bad. Although the obvious bad ones I'm not talking about, I mean the ones that are all around us, and they are there everyday. We see them at work, we see them on the roads, in the stores, at the doctors office, we even see them in our neighborhoods, our houses, and we see them on TV. Let's try and identify some of them and as a side effect of identifying them, we get to label them, and maybe understand where they are in our social make-up.
The Sad Nut
This one hides very well, they are not easily observed. They look normal most of the time. For some reason, most of them are female. They are either (a) about to cry, (b) just finished crying, or (c) right in the middle of crying. There's not a lot you can do for them (unless you have done something to cause the crying, but then that's a different side road we are not traveling down this trip) not matter what stage they are in. You may offer condolences, understanding, or just a shoulder for them to bury their pathetic head on while they cry (the level of pathetic-ness increases greatly if it is a male crying, in which case you are not obligated to do a damn thing) and continue to do so until the spell is over. If you find yourself married to this type of nut, you can expect a lot of unfounded blame and a world full of aggravation.
The Angry Nut
In direct opposition to the sad nut, we have the angry nut. Everything in the world pisses them off. They don't like music, they don't like children, they hate puppies, and they despise the elderly. Nothing can satisfy them and everything that is wrong in their life is someone else's fault. They usually give you the finger while they pass you on the road, sigh loudly while waiting behind you in line at the bank, and the dirty looks that they give you at the counter in Burger King while you decide what you want on your Whopper would make Patton fear for his life. They will argue over any and everything and they are always ready for a fight. Stay clear of them any time you can. If there is nothing you can do to avoid contact with them try to be overly nice to them. Yes they hate that, but it's hard for them to argue or start a fight with someone who acts like their farts tickle.
The Happy Nut
This one is completely harmless, but the easiest to spot. They are the ones smiling at funerals. Laughing at "Terms of Endearment" and giggling when dogs get hit by cars. Nothing upsets them, nothing can make them be serious. They can be spotted by their inappropriately timed comments. They will laugh at everything, also at inappropriate times. Uncontrollable laughter. What's worse is they will make you laugh right along with them if even just for a second. Which is long enough to make everyone else think you are an evil prick. This is where their power lies. They are the socially unacceptable but they are a chameleon when it is time for blame. It is important to realize they do not do it for spite or to be the instigator of a bad situation. Or do they?
The Scary Nut
This one hides in many forms and can be divided into two subsets: the dangerous and the not dangerous. First let's look at the non dangerous types. They are the people walking through the malls talking to themselves. The ones with twitches, ticks, and the guttural grunts. Sometimes homeless or at least look like they must be. They refuse to bathe or comb their hair. They wear wrinkled clothes and mismatched socks. The blue tooth phone as well as the "IPod" have allowed these people to better fit in with society, but they are still there. Trust me. Now, the dangerous types are the ones that should be in the asylums or prisons but are not, yet. You know they are guilty of some sort of weird and creepy crime but have not been caught. You do not want to be alone with these people. Ever! There is only a slight difference between these and the non dangerous types. They both talk to themselves but the dangerous ones usually throw curses in there. Often threats can be heard as well. When you tell them outside of the Wawa that no,you don't have a smoke they can bum, they usually are aggressive and will call you something under their breath but loud enough to make you get in your car and lock the doors before starting it.
...Sorry, I have to go now, I've brought back some bad memories. The scars are too recent. I cannot share right now. I'll be okay.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

"The way you walked was thorny, through no fault of your own..."-Maleva

"Whoever is bitten by a werewolf and lives becomes a werewolf himself." Somewhere in the dark part of my being, where evil is kept, and nurtured, I envy Larry Talbot. The werewolf has always been my favorite type of movie "monster". Lon Chaney Jr., who starred in the original is still the best wolf man character in my mind. Even when I first saw the movie way back when, I knew it was supposed to be scary. It never was to me. It has it's moments of terror, but that's a different emotion to me than scary. The foggy outdoor scenes in the countryside at night are a little frightening and in my childhood they made me a bit more than jittery, but to tell the truth, The Wolf Man always made me sad. Also, like I said, a little bit jealous.



Jealous? You may ask. Well, yeah a little bit. Maybe it's the man bored of normal everyday life that seeks escapism. Maybe it's the dark part of me that frightens me, even if just a little bit. Is the power that turns a man into a blood thirsty monster magic, or is it a curse? Lycanthropy, like the stories of the zombies I spoke about earlier, is deeply buried in ancient folklore. German folklore speaks of shape shifters. It is also mentioned in ancient Greek writings, though not always in wolf form, the stories all involve someone turning into a hybrid of man (meaning mankind, women are not immune) and an animal form. When we first meet Larry Talbot he is a nice man returning home to reconcile with his father. While trying to save a woman from a wolf attack, he is bitten. Later, he finds out that the wolf wasn't a regular wolf but a werewolf. The old gypsy woman Maleva (Maria Ouspenskaya) reveals to Talbot that the curse has been passed on to him and he will soon become the beast.


I guess the appeal of the "Wolf Man" for me lies in the humanity beneath the horror. Larry Talbot was tormented with the knowledge that he became a savage beast with a lust to kill; he is the quintessential reluctant monster. Only death could set him free. Until it was time to make another movie, that is. The "reluctant" monster is depicted in several different versions. Frankenstein's monster is another example as well as the Bride of Frankenstein. I didn't have a kinship with the Frankenstein monsters (although I do feel sorry for them) I guess it is the fact of being a monster only half of the time. Years ago there was a show on TV called Love and Curses (in England, where it was first made, it was called She Wolf of London) in it a mythology professor meets a female student who survived a werewolf attacked on the Moors. While searching for a cure, the professor becomes the girls keeper during the full moon phases. He keeps her safely locked up in the basement when the full moon nears. Somehow, she is able to carry on a near "normal" life.

After hitting the billboard charts in 1979 with the title song from the sitcom Makin' It, David Naughton starred in An American Werewolf in London. Quite possible my second favorite portrayal of the werewolf legend. Unlike the werewolf films The Howling and Wolfen that also came out in 1981, AAWL portrayed the character as a reluctant monster. Unlike the other two where the werewolf characters not only willingly seek victims but seek to make their type of being a master race.

Those type of werewolf movies, although some done quite well, Dog Soldiers being a recent one that quickly comes to mind, are not my favorite types. I guess it's the cursed, unwilling creatures I have a soft place in my fur for. They don't want to kill, but they cannot control the beastly urges. Wolfen was the influence Metallica used to write the song "Of Wolf and Man". The werewolf legend is everywhere, although not easily seen. Little Red Riding Hood is terrorized by a large talking wolf, some interpretation could lead to it being a werewolf. In the Harry Potter series (1997-2007), the werewolf Remus Lupin is one of the most sympathetic and popular of all characters, in both the book and film versions. However, the series also includes a werewolf villain Fenrir Greyback, who fits more with the older image of werewolves. The Potter books essentially use werewolves as a metaphor for marginalised and discriminated against groups in modern society.

Today the werewolf is both feared and romanticized. Depending on who is telling the tale and what the point of their story is. So is it a curse or is it a blessing? Be they hero or villain? Are they beasts with a touch of humanity or human with a little beast added for flavor? In the movie Monster Squad one of the main child characters is told to kick the wolf man in the "nards". "The Wolf Man has Nards?" he asks. I could have told him that they most certainly do.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

"They're coming to get you Barbara!" -Johnny

The Zombie, the walking dead, ghouls. The origin starts in Vodou, the Afro-Caribbean spiritual belief system. In movies and books, they have been perfected and modernized. Early stories of the creatures, including White Zombie and I Walked with a Zombie, show that the people are actually under a spell and controlled by a type of Voodoo. Later in movies, they are shown as not having any intelligence, slow, shambling creatures in search of flesh or brains. These types of Zombies are called Romero Zombies after George Romero, the king of all zombie movie makers. In Haiti the thought of zombies waking the earth is much more than a spooky monster that hunts our nightmares. To the natives and believers, they are very real.



In Night of the Living Dead, George Romero made a film on a small budget and started a tradition in the horror movie genre that still holds true today. People love to kill people. Especially people that are already dead. If the situation was perfect and you were holed up in a farmhouse surrounded by the walking dead with lots of guns and ammo, face it, it would be kinda fun. Notice I said "if the situation was perfect". Most of the time you are not prepared for such a situation. Therefor these films all have one thing in common. An air of desperation. Do you have enough bullets to take down all of them? If not, do you make sure to save one for yourself? Scholar Kim Paffrenroth notes that "more than any other monster, zombies are fully and literally apocalyptic ... they signal the end of the world as we have known it."

Though it is not known when exactly the term "zombie" became associated with Romero's specific depiction, it should be noted that Night made no reference to the creatures as "zombies". In the film they are referred as "ghouls" on the TV news reports. However, the word "Zombie" is used continually by Romero in his 1978 script for Dawn of the Dead, including once in dialog. This retroactively fits the creatures with an invisible Haitian/African prehistory, formally introducing the zombie as a new archetype. The mid-1980s produced few zombie films of note, the Evil Dead series, while zombie-influenced and notable on their own, are not really zombie films. 1985's Re-Animator, loosely based on the Lovecraft story, stood out in the genre, achieving nearly unanimous critical acclaim and becoming a modest success. Lovecraft's influence is kept well and is notable here. The zombies in the film are consistent with other zombie films of the period, and it may escape some that they are nearly unchanged from the 1921 story. The 1988 Wes Craven film The Serpent and the Rainbow, based on the non-fiction book by Wade Davis, attempted to re-connect the zombie genre with the Voodoo roots that inspired it. The film poses both supernatural and scientific possibilities for "zombification" and other aspects of Voodoo. The film is notable as perhaps the only Voodoo-themed zombie film of recent times. Quite a good one as well, I might add.


The turn of the millennium coincided with a decade of box office successes in which the zombie sub-genre experienced a resurgence: the Resident Evil movies in 2002 and 2004, the Dawn of the Dead remake (2004), the British films 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later (2002, 2007) and the homage/parody Shaun of the Dead (2004). The new interest allowed Romero to create the fourth entry in his zombie series: Land of the Dead, released in the summer of 2005. Romero has recently returned to the beginning of the series with the film Diary of the Dead. The film will take place on the same night as the original Night of the Living Dead.



The depiction of zombies as biologically infected people has become increasingly popular, likely due to the 28 Days Later (I only saw the first one and liked it, have yet to see the sequel) and Resident Evil series (love the games, hate the movies); 2006's Slither (quite good, and really fun to watch) featured zombies infected with alien parasites, and 2007's Planet Terror features a zombie outbreak caused by a biological weapon, and on my list of films to see. The most well-known current work of zombie fiction is 2006's World War Z by Max Brooks, which was an immediate hit upon its release and a New York Times bestseller. Brooks had previously authored the cult hit The Zombie Survival Guide, an exhaustively researched, zombie-themed parody of pop-fiction survival guides.


Just in case the folk tales are true, I know you are wondering how you know a zombie when you see one? Well, we have to look at the core traits. Though many exceptions exist (including, the non-dead, biologically-infected zombies seen in many current productions), zombies tend to share some of the following characteristics. To be aware is to be alive. Take note that zombies are:

Mobile but technically dead, with a lack of heartbeat or other vital signs
Often marked by an undead, decaying state, with discolored skin and eyes
Non-communicative, groaning and howling instead of speaking
Diminished in intelligence, with a resulting inability to reason, strategize or use tools
Diminished in emotional response, with no empathy or mercy toward victims
Consumed with ravenous hunger for human flesh, sometimes vocalized
Afflicted with diminished senses, but still sensing prey by motion or sound or other means
Clumsy, violent and ungainly, either shambling slowly or running frenzied
Vulnerable to destruction of the brain, which kills them. Removal of the head kills the body but the head remains active.
Unresponsive to any other kinds of injuries, even normally fatal ones
Zombie 'infection' usually portrayed as contagious, i.e. through a bite or claw mark
Does not attack other zombies, leading to overwhelming numbers and swarms of zombies

"Send more cops."

"Hello, I want to play a game."-Jigsaw


It's not very often I offer a retraction, let alone admit when I am wrong. Or even when I am kinda sort of close to wrong. As the situation dictates, I must do both today. Around a year ago I spoke about the movie Saw 3 and how much I liked the first two in the series. After seeing the third installment I pitched a fit as to how horrible it was. Well, flash forward to this week and we have the release of Saw IV. For the last three years, going out to see a Saw movie has been a Halloween ritual for my Lady Love and myself. Was I going to break the ritual and not go see the newest chapter? That was what I told myself I was going to do, especially after I read some reviews. The reviews, like most horror movies coming out these days was met with mixed reviews. Some loved it (mostly teenagers, I assumed) and some hated it (nearly everyone else, I again assumed) others mentioned how confusing it was while some spoke of how over the top the gore was. Well, as of this past Sunday, that had almost cinched it for me, no reason to go. That was my feeling until yesterday (Monday, October 29) when I decided I was going. It was between Saw IV and 30 Days of Nights. A co-worker went to see 30 Days and his report was less than favorable on this movie as well. So I bit the bullet and went to see Saw IV.
And I'm glad I did.
I don't know who the people are that said the movie was confusing and hard to follow, because it's not. At least to me it wasn't. All I can say is if some of them decided to let this movie be the first to see in the series, well that would not be suggested. This chapter not only was very good, quite possibly the best since the first movie, the first one was very good, I hesitate calling it great because it's not a movie you can watch over and over getting the same shock and surprise every time. Once you've seen it, you've seen it, I won't say anymore so as not to spoil anything for those that have not seen any of the Saw movies. I can also add that not only was IV very good, it did something I didn't think possible. It made III better. Some things happen in III that left me shaking my head and wondering why certain things were even in the movie if they were not going to be explained. Some things were so quickly glossed over that they didn't make sense. Until now. If you saw Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and felt ripped off with the ending, you have an idea of how I felt after seeing Saw III. When I saw Pirates 3 it made more sense and I didn't feel as cheated as I did after 2 was over. That's how I feel now about Saw III after seeing IV. Only more so. I left the theatre today surprised, and happy with Saw IV. It's not very often I leave a movie theater more than just satisfied but happily surprised. Today was one of those days. Sure, it was gory (not as gory as some movies I have seen in the past few years though mind you) it played a little with the Saw timeline but it was well worth the two hours as well as it made me look forward to Saw V next year.
Oh yes, there will be blood.