Wednesday, June 06, 2007

The Nominations

Here is the complete list of categories and the nominees for the first annual Losties Awards (copy rite pending). Who will be going home with the coveted Crystal Swans? You gotta be nominated to have a chance and the ones that have a chance are: Favorite Character
Ben
Locke
Jack
Sawyer
Juliet

Worst Episode
Expose
I Do
The Glass Ballerina
Stranger In A Strange Land

Worst New Character
Pickett
Isabelle
Nikki
Naomi
Paulo

Best Actor
Matthew Fox
Terry O'Quinn
Josh Holloway
Micheal Emerson

Most Hated Character
Pickett
Ben
Juliet
Mikhail

Favorite Couple
Kate & Jack
Jack & Juliet
Kate & Sawyer
Rose & Bernard
Sun & Jin

Best On Screen Chemistry
Charlie and Hurley
Locke and Ben
Charlie and Desmond
Sawyer and Kate

Funnest Hurley Scene
Hurley greets a naked Desmond in the Jungle
Hurley sends message to Others over the radio
Hurley attacking the beach with the van
Hurley taking a knife in the canteen

Best Answer
How did Locke get in the wheelchair?
Is Jack and Claire related?
Is Cooper the original Sawyer?
What happened to the hatch and Desmond when it exploded?
Who are the Others?
Best Flashback
Jack
Ben
Juliet
Locke
Desmond
Best Episode
Flashes Before Your Eyes
The Brig
Through the Looking Glass
The Man Behind the Curtain
Most Underused Character(s)
Karl
Danielle
Alex
Richard
Rose & Bernard
Favorite Other
Tom
Juliet
Ben
Richard
Best New Character
Richard
Karl
Pickett
Juliet
Best Death Scene
Charlie
Eko
Tom
Cooper
Nikki & Paulo
Best Actress
Elizabeth Mitchell
Yoon Jin Kim
Evangeline Lilly
Emily de Raven
Worst Flashback
Sun & Jin
Kate
Jack
Nikki & Paolo
Best Literary Reference
Catch 22
Wizard of Oz
A Tale of Two Cities
Alice in Wonderland


Well, there they are, all 18 categories and the nominees for each category. Who will the winners be? We shall find out soon.

11 comments:

Cerpts said...

Are we supposed to vote? Because I don't see Ana Lucia's name under favourite character...

Cerpts said...

And who the hell's Pickett?!?

Cerpts said...

And who the hell's Isabelle?!?!?!

Cerpts said...

And how are we supposed to know what episode title stands for which episode (we being normal people who haven't memorized it all yet). I think a conscientious fellow would provide brief episode synopses for each nominated episode title so that the winning episode would actually mean something to us.

I think.

Besides, you should've had a category for best island food item. You know, like Claire & Charlie's invisible peanut butter, Hurley's ranch dressing tub, Sawyer's fish biscuit, Jin's raw sea urchin, Juliet's cheeseburger, Kate's underwear, etc.

Cerpts said...

And of course any award that doesn't have Kate nominated as best character is obviously fraudulent!

Cerpts said...

So anyway, since I'm at work and have nothing better to do, I will provide you with the winners:

FAVORITE CHARACTER: Kate. But if I absolutely HAVE to pick from your piss poor nominees (tee hee I love to belittle them it makes them want me more) I'll pick Sawyer.

WORST EPISODE: Further Instructions. Of course. Not only the worst episode of the season but the biggest clunker of the entire series thus far. But if I absolutely MUST choose from your piss poor nominees (repetitiveness reinforces my mind games with them) I'll choose Stranger in a Strange Land.

WORST NEW CHARACTER: Nikki and Paulo. Can it be a tie?!?!?!

BEST ACTOR: Matthew Fox. He occasionally has displayed some acting chops. Terry O'Quinn has two expressions: the Locke squint or the wide-eyed surprise. Josh Holloway's pecs are all YOU'RE interested in.

MOST HATED CHARACTER: Ben

FAVORITE COUPLE: Kate & Sawyer

BEST ON SCREEN CHEMISTRY: Sawyer and Kate

FUNNIEST HURLEY SCENE: Hurley sends message to the Others over the radio. (Hurley charging in with the VW microbus wasn't funny so much as a "YEAH!!!!" fist-pumping moment).

BEST ANSWER: Cooper is the original Sawyer.

BEST FLASHBACK: Which one. THey've all had multiple flashback episodes (and some more than one in the season). And the season finale, of course, wasn't a flashback so is not eligible.

BEST EPISODE: Through the Looking Glass.

MOST UNDERUSED CHARACTER: Danielle

FAVORITE OTHER: Juliet (Since Julie Adams' Other was only seen once in the season 3 premiere episode I guess I can't choose her, right???)

BEST NEW CHARACTER: Juliet

BEST DEATH SCENE: Nikki & Paulo (I'm so glad they're dead and even GLADDER they died that way).

BEST ACTRESS: Evangeline Lilly

WORST FLASHBACK: (see Best Flashback)

BEST LITERARY REFERENCE: Gilligan's Island. Oh, OK -- Alice in Wonderland

Cheeks DaBelly said...

Well I have so much to address I think I will wait till the morrow and get back to you. But be assured (never assure it makes an ass out of you and red, whoever the frig he is) all of your quextions and concerns will be addressed or undressed whatever the case may be (not a nominated episode, by the way! HA!)

Cerpts said...

As long as Kate is "undressed" you can nominate anything you want...

Cheeks DaBelly said...

Dude, you gotta seriously curb your obsession with Kate, se's just not all that, sugar!

Cerpts said...

No, in fact she IS all that. It's Juliet who ain't all that. . .in fact, she ain't much of the other either.

Faere said...

eFavorite Character
Sawyer, like ya didn't know that one!!!!!


Worst Episode
Stranger In A Strange Land

Worst New Character
Paulo

Best Actor
Josh Holloway- duh, see favorite character!


Most Hated Character
Ben

Favorite Couple
Kate & Sawyer

Best On Screen Chemistry
Sawyer and Kate

Funnest Hurley Scene
Hurley attacking the beach with the van..... although the best was when the dynomite exploded and Hurley says " uh dude you got some Artz on you"!!!!

Best Answer
Is Cooper the original Sawyer?

Best Flashback
Desmond

Best Episode
Through the Looking Glass, but the Brig is a CLOSE second

Most Underused Character(s)
Rose & Bernard

Favorite Other
Richard

Best New Character
Richard

Best Death Scene
Nikki & Paulo

Best Actress
Evangeline Lilly

Worst Flashback
Nikki & Paolo

Best Literary Reference
Wizard of Oz