Monday, July 02, 2007

Tickle Me Tuesday


Well, I feel as though it is time for a new feature here on my blog. So here is the first ever "Tickle Me Tuesday" entry. Every Tuesday, come here for a new joke. Hopefully it tickles you like it does me.


Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a whore house. When they arrived at the house, the Madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men. So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put a doll in each man's room and left them to their business. After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or groaned. How was it for you?" The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch." The first man asked, "How's that?" "Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled on her breast, she farted and flew out the window!"


And maybe I will throw in a funny pic every now and then too. As you can see up there, even though the pic was supposed to be down here! Stupid blog.


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