Friday, April 11, 2008

Now the answer can be revealed ...

Yes, we are finally ready for the championship round for the title of Greatest Dc Hero. It's been a long road for the final two. Let's take an in depth look at the two participants in the championship:



Real Name - Bruce Wayne
Current Alias - Batman
Aliases - Matches Malone, Thomas Quigley, Ragman, Detective Hawke, Sir Hemingford Grey, Frank Dixon, Gordon Selkirk, Mr. Fledermaus
Affiliation - Batman Family, Justice League of America, Outsiders
Relatives - Thomas Wayne (father, deceased), Martha Wayne (mother, deceased), Damian al Ghul (possible son), Philip Wayne (uncle); Harriet Wayne (aunt); Patrick Wayne (grandfather, deceased); Charles Wayne (great-grandfather, deceased); Alan Wayne (great great-grandfather, deceased); Joshua Wayne (ancestor, deceased); Solomon Wayne (ancestor, deceased); Darius Wayne (ancestor, deceased), Dick Grayson (adoptive son), Jason Todd (adoptive son), Tim Drake (adoptive son), Damian Wayne (alleged son), Alfred Pennyworth (former legal guardian)
Base Of Operations - Wayne Manor and the Batcave, Gotham City; The Hall & JLA Watchtower

Characteristics
Height - 6' 2"
Weight - 210 lbs (95 kg)
Eyes- Blue
Hair - Black

Occupation - Adventurer, Owner and Chairman of Wayne Enterprises, Billionaire playboy, Industrialist and philanthropist

Education - College Graduate, Has Degrees in Criminal Science, Forensics, Computer Science, Chemistry, Engineering,Human Biology, Physics, Advanced Chemistry, and Technology. Trained in various martial arts throughout the world.

Origin - Young Bruce Wayne was traumatized after witnessing the murder of his parents at the hand of a mugger. Reared by the Wayne's faithful servant, Alfred Pennyworth, Bruce traveled across the globe honing his mind and developing martial arts and combat skills. Returning to Gotham City, Bruce created the persona of Batman to combat the criminal element of the city, that is, to fight his war on crime.

Place of Birth - Crest Hill, Bristol Township in Gotham County

Creators - Bob Kane, Bill Finger

First appearance - Detective Comics #27 (May, 1939) Making Batman 69 years old.


VERSUS


Real Name - Diana of Themyscira
Current Alias - Wonder Woman; Diana Prince; The Amazing Amazon
Aliases - Princess Di; Miss America; Princess Diana
Affiliation - Justice League of America
Relatives - Hippolyta (mother), Donna Troy (magically created clone), Antiope (Aunt)
Base Of Operations - The Hall & JLA Watchtower; Themyscira; formerly Gateway City; formerly Boston, Massachusetts
Height - 6' 0"
Weight - 165 lbs (75 kg)
Eyes - Blue
Hair - Black
Occupation - Adventurer, Emissary to the world of Man, Protector of Paradise Island; former Goddess of Truth; former government special agent
Education - Traditional Amazon education, Warrior Training
Origin - Created on Themyscira, Princess Diana was given great powers by the Gods. She left her homeland and became an emissary to the world of Man.
Place of Birth - Themyscira
Creators - William Moulton Marston, Elizabeth Holloway Marston

What a final two. How can anyone pick a winner? This is an epic battle for superhero supremacy as well as a battle of the sexes. Two of the biggest names in comic book history. The Princess versus the Dark Knight. Lasso versus Batarang. Invisible plane versus Batmobile. Wrist bands versus utility belt. But the biggest deciding factor in this battle has nothing to do with gender, intelligence, strength, super powers, or gadgets. It all comes down to one thing. I got a Batman tattoo for a friggin' reason people, c'mon! Did you really think it was going to end any other way? Give me a break you should have seen this coming from a mile away. Now stop reading this blog and go do something more productive like picking belly button lint.

3 comments:

Cerpts said...

So. . .what, no Ambush Bug???

Cheeks DaBelly said...

I'm gonna ambush your bug mister!

Cerpts said...

Promises, promises. . .