Some Like It Hoth

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE

This is the first episode to focus on one of the members of the freighter team. Also it doesn’t contain a “previously on LOST” blurb at the beginning of the episode either. The first thing we can do is count how many times we see some familiar numbers show up in the episode. There’s 3:16 on the microwave, that’s one. The woman looked familiar to me but for some reason I didn’t recall her as being Miles’ mother even though I knew it was going to be a Miles flashback. Did anyone not know that the boy was Miles until after the woman called his name? The door Miles goes to is number 4. 4 is considered a bad luck number in Japan, Korea and China, as it is a homonym for the word "death" in Japanese, Korean and Chinese. On the rabbit statue there is a number 8 on the ear. I thought I knew what Miles’ ability was but this scene confused me a little. Did Miles know the man was inside the room dead because he could see through the door because it looked like they tried to show he could or was it just a voice coming from behind the door and we were shown what was inside before Miles went in? When Miles freaks out and says that the man is still talking to him you had to feel bad for the kid.



I SEE GOTH PEOPLE

Yes, I’m doing the new recap format for this episode so we will continue with the flashback parts. A very pierced (somebody actually counted and they say that Miles had 15 piercings in his ears and face) and very Goth looking Miles shows up years later at his mothers’ house. Miles' spiky hair with a white line through it resembles Rufio, the leader of the Lost Boys from the movie Hook. Miles’ mother has a nurse and doesn’t look very good. She would appear to be dying of some sort of cancer if I had to offer a guess because it seems that she is showing signs of having had radiation treatments. Or is it radiation that is killing her? Where would she have gotten that? Oh yeah, that's right. Miles wants to know why he is the way he is and he asks about his father. His mother tells him that his father never cared about him and that he kicked them out when Miles was still a baby. She also tells him that his father is dead and his body is somewhere Miles can never go. They made it fairly obvious where this story was going didn’t they? There are some that say it is possible that Miles' mother was already dead in this scene and he was talking to her corpse. That would explain the respirator and the IVs that were in the room but not hooked up to her. The other side of the theory is she was disconnected from them and was about to die and that is why they are not being used but still in the room.

I SEE DUMB PEOPLE

Miles, a few years after his visit with his mother is now making money with his ability. A man asks him to contact his son to see if his son knew that he loved him. Miles tells the man that he needs a body to do what he does. Then he tells the man that it will cost double what he said because the boys body was cremated. We’ve seen this side of Miles before. He likes to charge double for his help it seems. Miles takes the man’s hands into his own and a few seconds later tells the man that his son did know he loved him and he leaves. I didn’t believe Miles for a second, did you? Naomi shows up and introduces herself to Miles and says that he is being recruited by her boss to work on a job with her. In "The Economist" Miles said that he first met Naomi on the boat, while in this episode she is seen recruiting him prior to the expedition. It is possible he simply lied about it or is it just a simple error?

I SEE GREEDY PEOPLE

Naomi takes Miles to a restaurant were there is a body back in the kitchen. She tells him that this is his audition and he is to tell her all he can about the dead man. This time we see that Miles really is getting some messages from the body. The man was carrying pictures of empty graves and a purchase order for an old plane to Charles Widmore. Are these the same pictures that Tom Friendly showed Michael? If so, we know how the man died and is it in fact Widmore who really did make the fake plane crash? Or is it possible Widmore thought Ben was behind it and he was getting proof but the man was killed before delivering the evidence. It's possible neither was behind it and the new player in the game (The New DI) is behind the graves and the fake plane crash site. After the audition, Miles turns down the job but quickly changes his mind when Naomi tells him he will be paid 1.6 (16 another of the numbers) million dollars to do the job. Now a quick word on this; I don’t think that Widmore ever intended to pay anyone 1.6 million dollars. I think that he figured Miles and whoever else would be quite expendable and would never make it back in order to claim the money. Of course I could be wrong and Miles was paid up front, after all Widmore certainly seems like he would have that much lying around anyway.

I SEE … A TUNA TACO? WAIT … WHA? REALLY?

Miles is grabbed and thrown into a van. The guy who talks to Miles is Bram, the dude on the island with Illana in 2007 or whenever it is. Bram tells Miles he is being watched and they know he works for Charles Widmore who Miles says he doesn’t know. Miles says he doesn’t know what lies in the shadow of the statute and Bram tells him he is not ready to go to the island. Bram tells Miles that if he goes with them he will get all the answers he is looking for: who he is, why he has a gift, and he will know about his father. All of that will be answered if Miles doesn’t get on the freighter. Miles tells Bram that he doesn’t care about his father that all he cares about is money and for 3.2 (23 backwards) million he will not go on the boat. Bram tells him they aren’t going to pay him anything and then tells the rest of the goons to toss Miles out of the van. Bram leaves as he tells Miles that he is on the wrong team and that Bram is on the team that is going to win. So if they wanted Miles to not get on the freighter why didn’t they just keep him for however long it would have taken for him to miss the freighter? Many have theorized this is part of the people needing to want to do something (like Jack wanting to operate on Ben’s back tumor) and not being forced to do something. Here’s my thoughts real quick on who these people are; Bram is one of the new and improved Dharma Initiative members. If you remember I posted a video several months ago before the new season began featuring Pierre Chang calling for the Dharma Initiative to be reformulated. I think they have been and this is where we are headed.

I SEE DUMB PEOPLE REVISITED

Miles returns to the man who wanted to know if his son knew he loved him. Miles gives him his money back and tells him he wasn’t able to communicate with is son. The man says he would have rather not known Miles had lied. Miles tells him it would not have been fair to his son and that if he wanted his son to know he loved him he should have made sure to tell him when he was alive. Seems like Miles does have some Daddy issues. The fact that Miles gives the man his money back, something he tells Bram that is all he cares about but tells the man about loving his son shows he does care about his past and how his father fits into it. I don’t think Miles knew the island was where he would find his family history or see his father but it seemed to show that lack of a fatherly influence was something that Miles did indeed carry with him no matter how much he claimed to be the opposite.

SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPES

OK, maybe just lies and videotapes. The Sports Illustrated cover that Miles is reading states: "After 23 (#) years ...NEW BOSS IN L.A." Sawyer calls Miles and tells him to find the tapes from the monitors and erase them to cover Kate and his tracks. Watch Sawyer reset the sonic fence before going through it but remember I pointed out he didn’t reset it when they went through back in “Whatever Happened, Happened”. Ha, hey TPTB, what’s up with that? Pretty small detail I guess really but still they are getting sloppy. Monitor 4 (#) is the tape Miles is to erase, the same number of the room where he found the dead guy when he was a child. Sawyer tells Kate to go back to the infirmary and see Juliette. Sawyer reminds Kate that he is head of security. Something that may not carry much weight before long. Horace enters the security office and tells Miles that he has an important errand for him to do. Miles is brought into “the circle of trust”. Miles is to go to sector 334 and give something to Radzinski and wait for Radzinski to give him something back. Miles questions the sector as they are not supposed to be in sector 334. Miles leaves without taking the tape.

CALL ME THE DEAD BODY MAN

Miles finds Radzinski who doesn’t seem to be as impressed with Miles being in the “circle of trust” as Miles is impressed with being in it. Turns out it is a body bag Miles gives to Radzinski and sure enough, Radzinski and his Dharma buddies fill it up. Radzinski tells Miles that the man had an accident, more specifically he fell into a ditch. Miles asks if the body has a bullet wound. Miles is fast becoming a big favorite of mine, contrary to a lot of other peoples feelings on him. “The ditch had a gun?” is one of the best lines of the episode. After Radzinski and his cronies put the body in the van and go back into the jungle, Miles does his Ghost Whisperer act. So, we now know the Swan hatch was in hostile territory. That is a big piece of information that we never knew before.

ROAD TO SINGAPORE

Miles returns to the security center and Horace is on the phone with Pierre Chang. He tells Chang “if it was caused by the electromagnetism, we need to know”. Horace gives Miles his next task which is to take the body to the Orchid for Chang to see. Miles doesn’t want to do it. Hurley is putting coolers into the van that contain lunch for the workers at the Orchid. Uh, garlic mayo? That’s either really good or really bad. The Hurley/Miles traveling road show is about to take off for parts unknown. Hurley tells Miles they can carpool to help stop global warming which hasn't started yet. Al Gore would be proud and I knew this episode was gonna be funny last week when I saw the previews.

THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM

Kate makes it back to the infirmary right before Roger gets there. He wants to know where his son is and at first thinks he is dead. Juliette tells him that she left the room for ten minutes and doesn’t know what happened to Ben. Roger bolts from the room as he tells Juliette he is going to go to security. Juliette looks at Kate and comments; “Well, here we go.”. Listen for the big wet splat noise that is sure to be coming soon when the shit hits the fan.

SIR, HOW DARE YOU FART BEFORE MY WIFE. I’M SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS HER TURN.

As the Dharma van rolls on “It never rains in southern California” plays on the radio. Hurley wants to know how to spell bounty hunter and instantly I wondered how Hurley knew about Illana. One of the funniest scenes of the episode. Hurley smells something foul and thinks it was Miles. Miles tells him it could be his sandwiches. Miles pulls over so Hurley can check on the food. Hurley finds the body bag and the body. Miles tells Hurley about the corpse. Alvarez was digging a hole when he felt a sharp pain in his mouth. The pain was from a filling in his tooth being yanked out and then it was blown through his brain. Hurley asks Miles how he knows all of this. Hurley asks Miles if he can talk to dead people like he can.

Back in Dharma Ville, Roger is on the swing drinking away his troubles. Kate walks up and tries to comfort him but makes it a little too obvious she knows more than she should. Roger tells Kate she should mind her own business. When will Kate learn?

ROAD TO ZANZIBAR

Hurley and Miles continue their discussion about communicating with dead people. Miles tells Hurley that talking to the dead, having conversations with them, playing chess with them like Hurley does is not how “it” works. Hurley jumps all over this and then goes on to tell Miles that he is jealous that his power is better than Miles’ power. They arrive at the Orchid and Chang is not happy to see Hurley with Miles. Hurley tells Chang that he won’t say anything about the body. “If you wanna keep a secret, don’t tell the fat guy!”, remember that? Chang warns Hurley that he will be on the Hydra island weighing turds for their silly experiments if he says anything about the body. See even Chang admits most of the Dharma experiments are silly. Remember the tube that the Pearl people had to send their little notebooks up? Hurley says that Chang is a douche. Miles says that douche is his father. Was anyone surprised by this fact at this point? Hurley asks Miles about his dad. Miles says he doesn’t want to talk about it. Hurley comments that if Miles didn’t want to talk about it he wouldn’t have brought it up. Hurley’s right about that one. Miles tells Hurley that his first clue that Chang was his father happened on the third day he was in the DI. Miles says his mother was in line behind him at the cafeteria. Chang comes back and says that Miles it to take him to see Radzinski. Miles asks about the body and Chang asks; “What body?” Is that a Geiger counter in Chang’s hand or is he just happy to see us?

DR. JECKYL AND MR. LINUS

Jack realizes real quick that Dharma erasers suck and that Roger Linus is a dick when he is drunk. Egyptian history and hieroglyphics are on the chalk board. Roger tells Jack to get out and then kicks the bucket. For once kicking the bucket means just that; actually kicking a bucket. Roger is not very likeable when he is drunk but is sort of ok when he is sober. We get that point! Jack can relate I guess. Roger questions Jack about knowing Kate. He believes that Kate had something to do with Ben’s disappearance. Jack tries to cover for Kate. He tells Roger that he knows Kate and she wouldn’t do anything to hurt his son. His explanation to Roger actually made Jack look guilty instead of helping clear Kate because I don’t think Roger has changed his feelings about Kate one bit.

ROAD TO UTOPIA

Hurley questions Chang about the Orchid station, his family, and his musical interests. Miles knows what he is doing. Hurley is so smooth and subtle. Not! Chang says his wife is a fan of Miles Davis but he likes country which explains why he listened to Shotgun Willie. When Miles says that he and Chang don’t run in the same circles, Chang says he is unaware that there are circles that people ran around in. This tells me that Chang has been a good father and husband. It would seem that he has no knowledge of the social scene on the island. Chang would of course know about the circle of trust I assume. Chang tells Miles to stop and he gets out of the van and opens a camouflaged fence. Is that really supposed to fool anyone? Hurley sees the workers putting the numbers onto the hatch door and he knows they are building the Swan station. Hurley gives Miles a quick history lesson on the Swan hatch. Hurley continues to push the envelope as far as Miles and his father is concerned. Miles still balks at the idea and steals Hurley’s notebook. Hurley had been writing Empire Strikes Back. Guess the bounty hunter he mentioned earlier in the episode was Boba Fet.

ANYBODY UP FOR SOME DIKE FINGERING?

Sawyer returns home and tells Juliette he feels like the little Dutch boy trying to stick his finger in the oh, hey Jack, how’s it going? Jack tells Sawyer about Roger Linus and his suspicions about Kate. Jack leaves and Sawyer thanks him for the heads up. Vozzek69 sums up this scene the best and I quote:

“Jack helps Sawyer out this scene with some vital information, letting him know that he's still got his back. Sawyer shows genuine appreciation of Jack's help, too. This was good to see, because both of them are powerhouse LOST characters from the shows inception. They've also always been out of sync with each other: as one of their stars is rising, the other one seems destined to fall. Just as Jack and Locke argue Science and Faith, Jack and Sawyer's power and popularity are stuck in their own kind of Ying-Yang balance, going all the way back to supremacy of the ping-pong table and ending with the battle for Kate's panties. I for one am looking forward to them forming the dream-team again, both finally getting back on the same side like they did when they kicked some Other ass a few seasons ago. Each of them are good, but together they're worth more than the sum of their individual parts. I think we're all ready to see another 815 rally, and I hope it comes soon. And maybe somewhere along the lines, someone should mention to Juliet that she's wearing a red shirt.”

Phil is next up and tells “Jim” that they need to see him in the office as there has been a new development. Phil shows Sawyer the video tape and says he knows it was him that took Ben. Phil tells Sawyer that he has not told Horace about it yet and thought he deserved a chance to explain himself. He tells Sawyer he gives him the benefit of the doubt. BITCH SLAP! Or maybe it was a punch, but it sounded like Phil was taken down with an open hand. “Get some rope”, Sawyer tells Juliette. Ok, I gotta say I think this was a huge mistake on Sawyer’s part. I think Phil could have been taken into Sawyer’s “circle of trust” if he had tried. He had just said he deserved the benefit of the doubt so he was open for an explanation. I think Sawyer could have handled this an entirely different way and came out better for it. Only time will tell.

STRANDED ALL ALONE IN THE GAS STATION OF LOVE AND I HAVE TO USE THE SELF SERVICE PUMP

Hurley just won’t let the Miles and his father topic go. This time he has taken the simpatico approach telling Miles about his relationship with his own father. Hurley compares Miles to Luke Skywalker. Hurley says that Luke overreacts and ends up getting his hand cut off. Will Chang overreact and get his hand cut off? Hurley actually does get through to Miles, somehow, even though I don’t think the Ewoks sucked. That’s one of the first things I have ever disagreed with Hurley on. Miles walks past Chang’s house and he sees that his mother was wrong. It doesn’t seem that Pierre didn’t care about his son at all. He seems to be caring for him fairly well. Reading to him (a book about polar bears no less!), kissing him, even smiling which it seems is not something Chang does very often. Miles is touched by this and begins to walk away as Chang comes outside and says “Miles I need you.”. For a second Miles was Changs’ son and acted as such when he turned towards Chang and asked “You do?”. The child from the beginning of the episode came back for a few seconds as Miles did get some of his answers regardless of what Bram told him. Or his mother for that matter. Chang tells Miles they are to go to the dock to pick up some scientists that are arriving from Ann Arbor. We see Daniel Faraday getting out of the sub and Miles is surprised to see him. Dan sees Miles and says “Long time no see”. For a second I thought that maybe Dan was going to look at Miles and say; “I’m sorry do I know you?”. Since it seems that Dan has been off of the island, is it possible that he is the one that invented the pendulum at the Lamp Post station that was used to find the island? Also notice that Dan, when we last saw him, was an emotional mess. Right after Charlotte died he fell apart. Sawyer told Jack a few episodes ago that Dan was not with them anymore. Has he been gone for almost three years? Whatever he has been doing in the time he has been gone, one thing is for sure, this is a different Dan than the one we last saw. He looks confident, almost seemed a little bit cocky even. Perhaps while he was gone he found out his statement “Whatever happened, happened” isn’t as accurate as he once thought and he is back to save them and Charlotte as well. Especially when you consider the next episode is called “The Variable”. A little bit of info about that - TPTB described The Constant as being a bunch of pebbles in a stream. They are there but they don’t disrupt the flow of the stream. The Variable, however is described as something large being placed into the stream and not necessarily stopping the flow but definitely changing the course of it. Sounds like a change is gonna come!

FINAL THOUGHTS

First of all I don’t think Chang kicked his wife and baby off of the island because he was a horrible person. He got them off of the island the only way he knew he could. He had to make his wife think he hated them in order to get them to safety. It ended up hurting less for him and he felt it would be more successful than to tell her the truth. Maybe his wife wouldn’t have left if she knew the truth. It was a sacrificial act not a selfish one that ended up sending Miles and his mother away from the island.

In case you are wondering, the episode title is also a reference to the movie Some Like It Hot. In the movie, the two main characters are a comedic duo and witness a mob murder - The Saint Valentine's Day Massacre. This is similar to Miles and Hurley's situation when they become aware of the death of Alvarez. In the movie, the two main characters disguise themselves to avoid retribution from the mob after witnessing the murder just as Miles and Hurley continue to conceal their true identities from the DHARMA Initiative to protect themselves. They best not be dressing up as women anytime soon though.

OR - Since we are always talking Egyptian Mythology and it was seen on the blackboard, consider this for a minute: "Some Like I, Thoth" as in The Book of Thoth, the book buried in the City of the Dead. Thoth's role as mediator is well-documented. It is he who questions the souls of the dead about their deeds in life before their heart is weighed against the feather of Maat. He is the great counselor and the other gods frequently went to him for advice. Just puttin’ it out there and thanks to Lostpedia.org for that.

Something else pointed out by Vozzek69 is that it is sweet irony that Radzinsky is overseeing the digging of the Swan Station. He is actually digging his own grave.

Super props to Lostpedia and DarkUFO for the screen caps as well.

No episode next week. Oh the withdraws!!

Champion!!

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Consider this the weekly musical interlude as well!!

Dead Is Dead

“And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.”

That’s biblical man. So who is this man that comes riding into camp with his flowing locks? He quickly dismounts and goes off to confront Richard. Richard tells the man that he brought a boy that was dying to their temple. The man tells him that he should have let him die. Richard says that taking him to the temple was what Jacob wanted. This seems to quiet the equestrian douche bag. Richard also tells him “the island chooses who the island chooses“. The man goes in to see Ben. It would seem that when Richard said that Ben wouldn’t remember anything, he meant about the shooting. Ben remembers his father but says he doesn’t want to go back to Dharma. The man tells Ben "Just because you're living with them doesn't mean you can't be one of us". This is similar to Isabel telling Jack the meaning of his tattoo: "He walks amongst us, but he is not one of us". Ben asks the man who he is and of course he is Charles Widmore, the 1970’s version.



Wakey-Wakey, Eggs and Baccy!

That is not biblical. Back in 20007 Ben wakes up and sees Locke alive and seems surprised. He says that he is shocked to actually see Locke alive even though he expected it would happen. Locke asks Ben why he was trying to go to the main island and we get quite the explanation. Ben says he broke the rules and he came back to the island to answer for what he had done. He came back to the island to be judged. Dun Dun Dun! Locke asks who Ben is going to be judged by and Ben says they don’t have a word for it but that Locke calls it “the monster”. DUN DUN DUN!!

Et Tu Bug Eyes?

Ben approaches as the Ajira gang are doing something to a big metal crate that Illana says they have to move. Is Locke's coffin in there? What if the real Locke is still in there? Ben offers to help but they tell him they don’t need his help. Ben walks away after saying “Have a great day!” a funny but weird scene. Caesar walks up and has some questions for Ben concerning Locke. Ben tries to convince Caesar that Locke wasn’t on the plane. Ben is such a sneaky bastard! When Ben introduces himself to Caesar it seemed like Caesar might have known who Ben was. The two make an agreement to keep an eye on Locke. Caesar tells Ben he will have his back and shows Ben the sawed off shotgun that he has in his pack.

Does That Thing Come With A Chinstrap?

We flashback to a younger Ben who is wearing a horrible toupee. He is with Ethan and he approaches a campsite. He looks to be about ready to shoot someone when he hears a baby crying. As he is startled and looks around he knocks something onto the ground which is shown to be the music box that belongs to Danielle Rousseau. She asks Ben if he is the one that “infected” them. Then I think she cursed him out in French. Ben gathers up the baby and tells Rousseau that if she wants her baby to live and if she wants to live she will not follow him or try to find him. He also says that if she ever hears whispers she should run the other way. Very intriguing. Danielle had claimed to Sayid in Solitary that she had never seen any of the Others, though this could be attributed to the fact that she is insane. Also, the pillar of black smoke which Danielle claimed to have preceded Alex's kidnapping was not shown.

Office Space/Corporate Takeover

Ben is in his office going through some drawers and pulls out a picture of Alex and himself taken during happier times. Funny that neither of them are looking at the camera. Locke is enjoying his new found power over Ben, he tells Ben that running his people from an office seems a little too corporate for him. Then he puts his feet up on Ben’s desk, classic. Locke is letting Ben know that he is no longer in charge. Locke asks Ben why he killed him. Ben tells Locke that he had to die in order to get everyone back to the island. He had failed in his attempts and he was going to off himself anyway. Locke asks Ben why he didn’t just let him commit suicide? Ben goes on to tell John that he, John, had important information that Ben needed first. He killed Locke because he didn’t have time to talk him back into hanging himself. Great line. Ben tells Locke that he was doing what was best for the island. Locke tells Ben he was only hoping for an apology which Ben does not offer which seems to surprise Locke. Watch the smile fade from his face to fear. Or is it anger? A mixture of the two is my best guess. After all of this, Locke declares that he has decided to help Ben. Ben tells Locke that being judged is not something John wants to see. John tells Ben that if everything that Ben has done has been in the interest of the island then the monster will understand. At no point do I think Locke thought everything Ben has done has been in the best interest of the island. Locke wasn’t really into helping Ben as much as he was making sure Ben actually would be judged. I think Locke might have felt that Ben was going to be found guilty, not worthy, or however you want to describe it, and end up dead like Eko after he was judged by Smokey and he wanted to make sure it actually happened.

The Enemy Of My Enemy Is My Friend

And you have to make sure you say that with a really annoying accent. Just like Caesar has, or had. Caesar tries to stop Locke and Ben from taking one of the outriggers and heading to the main island. Notice Ben sort of screws with Locke for a second when he tells Caesar “He didn’t really give me a choice.” and Locke is like Huh? Locke stands up to Caesar and tells him that he is taking a boat and Caesar is not going to stop him. Caesar goes for his gun and Ben points it at Caesar and asks; “You looking for this?” and then shoots Caesar. Shocked the hell out of me I can tell you, I did not see that coming! Locke didn’t seem very surprised by it but what he did find surprising was Ben tossing him the shotgun and telling Locke to consider that his apology. My course of thinking here is Ben needed Locke to trust him again and the way to gain a mans trust, especially a man you had already killed once, was to save his life. We saw Ben purposefully putting Caesar on alert concerning Locke a couple of scenes ago. His line about Locke not really giving him a choice served to enforce the doubt and suspicion Caesar had for Locke. Knowing Caesar had the shotgun Ben was able to snatch it away before Caesar could use it against Locke. Would Caesar have shot Locke? Hard to say but one thing is for sure, Walt’s vision about people surrounding Locke on a beach wanting to hurt him came true. And unless Ben is a horrible shot, bye bye Caesar, who by the way, holds the title of “worst accent on the show ever” in my eyes. It was even worse than Paulo’s. I also liked how Ben served notice to the rest of the Ajira group when Ben went all Dirty Harry on them. “We’re taking a boat. Anybody else got a problem with that?” Notice that as Locke was packing his shoes before returning to the main island or his "home", if you will, he cleaned them off by banging the heels together three times prior to putting them in the bag. A really obscure Oz reference?

The Return Of The Lost Son

That’s biblical too, man. Ben and Locke arrive at the main island and Ben remarks; “Home Sweet Home”. Locke notices the other boat already docked there and Ben tells him it would be from Frank and Sun. Ben says “someone else” hurt his arm and Locke comments that Ben makes friends everywhere he goes. Ben reminds Locke that sometimes friends are more dangerous than enemies. The scenes in this episode between Locke and Ben were some of the duos best scenes they have had together. I like them better than most of the Locke/Jack scenes we have had in the past. Ben has to go to his house to summon the monster so he can be judged. Locke says that Ben is lying; that he doesn’t want to be judged for breaking the rules but rather he wants to be judged for killing his daughter. Ding Ding Ding!

Waiter, There’s A Child In My Soup

Ben returns to the others camp carrying baby Alex. Widmore is there eating soup wearing a hairpiece almost as horrible as Ben’s and asks Ben if he did it. Ben says there was a complication. Widmore says that Ben’s orders were to kill Danielle. Ben says he didn’t kill Danielle because she is not a threat to them and she is insane. Then Ben says that Charles had not told him about the baby to which Charles says Ben is to kill “it”. We sure do go back and forth between who is the bad guy and who is the good guy amongst the Others all the time, eh? Widmore reminds Ben that everything he has done has been in the best interest of the island. Ben asks if killing the baby is what Jacob would want. Again Charles is quieted by being asked about Jacob. I’m starting to think Widmore didn’t have a connection to Jacob, or at least not as strong of a connection as perhaps Richard or Ben did or does have. Ben offers up Alex to Widmore and tells him that if he wants the baby dead for Widmore to do it. Widmore chuckles and walks away. In a way, we know Widmore made good on Ben’s offer about 16 years later. Ben’s a happy papa and looks to Richard for approval.

There’s A Light Over At The Frankenstein Place

Locke continues to question Ben about some of his past actions concerning the Others. Specifically he asks about them moving into the barracks. Ben tells Locke that he has no idea what the island wants. Then a light comes on in Ben’s house. Ben says that it is Alex’s room where the light is coming from. Locke tells Ben he better go check it out. Don’t know if I like the “new” Locke as much as the “old” Locke. Ben walks into his house that he hasn’t been in for three years and it would seem everything is still as it was when he left. The Risk set that Hurley, Locke, and Sawyer were playing is still there as if they had just recently stopped playing. I for one was certain that it was going to be Alex’s ghost that was in Ben’s house. It turned out to be Sun and Lapidus is with her. Lapidus shows Ben the picture with Hurley and Kate in it from the 70’s. Ben says he didn’t know about them being in the Dharma Initiative. They go on to tell him about the “crazy old guy named Christian” that gave them the picture. He also told them that if Sun wanted to see her husband again she would have to wait for John Locke. Before they crash to commercial we are treated to a creepy/humorous wave from John Locke after Lapidus and Sun see that he is back from the dead.

Silence Is Golden

So how long did they all stand there looking at each other in silence. That was kinda funny. Frank wants to go back to the plane to be with the rest of Ajira and try to call for help. He doesn’t want to trust a murderer and a guy who can’t remember how he got out of a coffin. Locke tells Sun that he is the only help she will need to find her husband. Frank leaves and Locke reminds Ben that he has something to do before they can get to the business of finding Jin. Ben goes into his secret room where Ben went when he summoned the monster against the freighter goons last season. Ben goes further underground and he finds Smokey in a mud puddle? Huh? Ben turns something that seems to flush the mud puddle and after the water drains he says “I’ll be outside.”. I call shenanigans! That’s how Ben summons the smoke monster? Are you frigging kidding me? Why not some blood letting, some lit candles and some chants. That’s how you summon the smoke monster who is some sort of ancient judge, jury, and executioner? You just simply have to flush a toilet apparently. Seriously, I’m getting more annoyed by this the more I write about it. WTF? OK, moving on.

I’m Leaving On A Submarine, I don’t Know When I’ll Be Back Again

We are treated to a moment where Ben is pushing his daughter Alex on the swing set and Richard comes up to talk to Ben. Notice Richard is cordial to Alex, as if he is happy to have her with them. Richard tells Ben the sub is about to leave but that Ben doesn’t have to see them off. Ben says that he does. Widmore is being escorted to the sub in handcuffs as Ben arrives to say goodbye. Ben says that Widmore brought all of this on himself. Widmore asks Ben if this is really what he wants. Ben runs down a few things Widmore has done wrong which includes leaving the island regularly (something we thought Ben was also doing later on), having a daughter with an “Outsider”. Charles asks Ben what makes him think he deserves to take what is his. Ben tells him because he will do whatever it takes to protect the island. He won’t be selfish and he will sacrifice anything to protect the island. Widmore leaves with the warning that if the island wants Alex dead then she will be dead. Widmore claims that one day Ben will have to choose between his daughter, Alex, and the island. Which we know did happen and Ben chose the island over his daughter. Charles also tells Ben that if Ben is wrong, one day he will be standing where Widmore is now standing. He leaves as he tells Ben, “I’ll be seeing you, boy.”. Let’s interpret this scene a little bit. Widmore was the one who gave the order to kill Alex. Ben didn’t do it thinking that the island didn’t want Alex dead. Flash forward sixteen years and Alex is killed by men hired by Widmore. So did the island want her dead or is Widmore more powerful than the island? It's hard to believe that Widmore could be that powerful so I believe the island did in fact want her dead. Maybe, though, it wanted her dead exactly when she died, not when Widmore ordered it to be done. If you have a "to do" list and on it are dishes, wash the car, vacuum, go grocery shopping, and take out the garbage and you do all of them in that order. Now say it takes you longer than you would expect and you end up taking out the garbage after the trash men have already went by your house, then what? You did what you were supposed to do just not when you were supposed to do it. Maybe that’s how the island gives out its list of things it needs done. It doesn’t put a time stamp on it so it can be difficult to know when it wants certain things done. One thing we do know is that Widmore and Ben both were forced from the island for one thing or another but under different circumstances. Widmore was not doing what was in the best interest of the island and has never been able to find the island again in order to return. Ben has. Therefore I am confident in saying that although Ben’s actions or motives may have been questionable in the past, the island has allowed him back so it must not be all bad. Right?

Sometimes, Dead Is Better

Ben goes outside, like he said he would, after summoning the mud puddle monster and asks Sun where Locke is. She said he had to go do something. Sun suggests that Jack lied about Locke being dead but Ben assures her that John was most definitely dead. Then she asks Ben if he knew that Locke would come back to life if they brought him back to the island. He tells Sun that he had no idea it would happen. He says he has seen the island do some incredible things but never anything like this. “Dead is Dead” he tells Sun, “you don’t get to come back from that.”. He then says that the fact that Locke is walking around scares the living hell out of him. Ben tells Sun that she should go inside when Ben hears rustling in the jungle. He tells her that what is about to come out of the jungle is something he cannot control. Locke walks out of the jungle and ironically I think Ben was right about what he said even though he wasn’t talking about Locke because now Locke has all the answers and Ben doesn’t know dick. For those of you reading this in Canada, dick is the same as squattah. Ben says he doesn’t know where the monster but Locke tells him that he does. Locke assures Sun that although his situation is odd he is still the same man he used to be. John is getting a lot of pleasure from being the one that Ben has to follow now instead of the other way around.

Teaser

Now for the scene I was really looking forward to. Seeing what happened at the Marina. Ben calls Charles and tells him he is about to kill Penny. He also tells Charles he is going back to the island. I was touched that the name of the boat is “Our Mutual Friend”, the name of the book Desmond had with him for so many years. And they cut it short. Damn them!

Surely, This Must Be The Temple. No, It’s Not And Stop Calling Me Shirley

Ben has many questions for Locke who tells Ben that he doesn’t like the shoe being on the other foot. Sun interrupts their dick waving session and tells them they should keep moving. Ben says he knows where they are going. It was a place they took him when he was a child. He tells Locke that it was the place they took him to be healed. Locke says that they should hope it is as generous this time around. Zing! So that’s not the Temple, it is the wall around the Temple that was built to keep people like Sun and Locke out. Locke tells Ben they are not going into the Temple, they are going under it. Before Ben goes in he tells Sun that if she ever gets off of the island she is to find Desmond and tell him that Ben is sorry. She asks him for what and he says that he will know.

Oi! What You Doing Here Brutha?

We go back to the marina and Desmond sees Ben and asks him what he is doing there. Ben shoots Desmond and goes on to confront Penny. He begins to tell her about how terrible of a man her father is. She says that she has nothing to do with her father. Ben continues to tell her that Widmore killed his daughter. He is then interrupted by the appearance of Charlie Hume. Ben doesn't shoot Rousseau when he sees her child, Alex. He later doesn't shoot Penny when he sees her child. Can we cut this guy a break yet? He lowers his weapon as Desmond (nobody thought he was actually dead did they?) tackles Ben and gives him the whipping we saw that he had received way back in “316”. Nice camera and effects work when Ben is floating in the water with the blood flowing from his mouth. Nicely disturbing. Another connection to this scene is the appearance of Charlie Hume stops Ben from killing Penny, just as the appearance of a young boy stopped Sawyer from implementing one of his cons. Ahh see you didn't think of that one did you?

You Cryptic Bitch!

Lapidus makes it back to the Hydra island and is informed by a guy in a red shirt, (don’t you just love TPTB‘s sense of humor?), that Illana and some others have found guns and have put themselves in charge. Frank goes off to find them and they are still working on the metal crate thingy. The pull rifles on Frank and he asks what is going on. She responds by asking: “What lies in the shadows of the statue?” Say what now? Let's go back for a moment. Shortly after we met Caesar and Illana for the first time I thought that it was possible that Caesar had been on the island before. Perhaps he was one of the original Others and that Illana would be some easy kill fodder in an upcoming episode. Seems I was wrong about who would be kill fodder and possibly I was wrong about who was on the island before. Maybe Illana was. “What lies in the shadow of the statue?” sounds like some sort of security answer or even password. Something like “What did one snowman say to the other snowman?”. It’s not a Dharma security question it seems to be an Other’s security question. Or could it be something else entirely? Anyway, after seeing that Frank was not going to be able to answer their little riddle, Illana smashes Frank with the rifle, almost knocking him out. She tells her lackey to get everyone else and to tell them “it’s time”. She also instructs them to tie up Frank and that he is coming with them. Nightey night time for Frank.

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

Underneath the Temple, Ben tells Locke that he was right, that Ben is looking to be judged for killing Alex. Ben tells Locke that he can go on from there by himself. Ben crashes through the floor and John goes to look for something to get Ben out. Ben walks around and we see a crap load of hieroglyphics. There is a broken statue in a little niche in the wall and a really interesting carving on the wall. It would seem that Anubis is depicted in the carving and he is communicating or perhaps summoning the smoke monster. We hear Smokey in the grate (Cerberus vent?) and he starts to come out of the grate and fills the room slowly engulfing Ben. Smokey shows Ben his history with Alex. I for one feel that what he is shown hurts him more than actually dying would have. Unlike Eko, Ben is sorry for some of the things he has done and would like to ask for forgiveness. This showing of the need for forgiveness and repentance and is enough for the Smokey to allow Ben to live. But not before one last warning. Earlier, Ben gave his "Dead is dead" speech, explaining that he doesn't believe people can walk around after they die, even on the island. Now, right here in front of him, he sees his deceased daughter, Alex doing exactly that. Alex returns and Ben apologizes and tells her that it was all his fault. She says “I know” and grabs him and shoves him against a pillar. She tells him that she knows he already intends to kill Locke again and if he does she will hunt him down and kill him. Watch Ben’s face, he was going to try and kill Locke he has a shocked look as if to ask “How did you know?” He is then forced to declare allegiance to John Locke and that he will follow him and do everything he tells him to do. Alex leaves and Ben is an emotional mess. John returns with a vine to pull Ben out and he asks Ben what happened. Ben seems surprised to be able to say “It let me live.”.

Final Thoughts

Last week when I watched the preview for this episode I immediately thought “Uh oh, Ben’s last episode.” There’s a rampant rumor of a major death coming very soon and last night Caesar eating a bullet wouldn’t count as the major death to me. Ben dying would. Even throughout the episode I kept thinking “Wow, they really are going to kill Ben. His story is complete.”. But they didn’t, at least not yet. Ben’s story is told. He’s all done with flashbacks. We’ve seen all we need to see. So therefore the only thing left is he isn’t telling the truth when he said he would follow John Locke and do everything he said he would. Of course unless it is his destiny to die protecting Locke. But Ben got a stern warning from Alex/Smokey. Perhaps the threat of harm to Locke isn’t over yet for Ben. Either way, I don’t see Ben making through the rest of this season.

This episode was good. It wasn’t great and certainly not what I had hoped it would be. I think we have gotten all of the answers about Smokey that we are going to get. More of the story will come out as we get more info on the statue and what Anubis has to do with it all because it was definitely Anubis in the carving. Since Anubis is the Guardian of Death can Smokey be considered to work for or with Anubis? Is Smokey the souls of the dead? Spirits gathered together as one entity doing the job to either allow souls to continue on or to devour them. We see that when the spirits i.e. Yemi, Christian, Alex return they are not exactly as we or the people seeing them quite remember. The form was that of Alex and at the beginning of the conversation it was Alex but after slamming Ben up against the pillar it was Smokey. Do you see Alex hunting Ben down and killing him if he hurts Locke or do you see Smokey doing it? My other question is what is the deal with “What lies in the shadow of the statue?”? This is a code, but for what? When Ben called Widmore to tell him he was going back to the island did Charles contact Eloise and get the flight information as well? If so, does Widmore still have people he can call, like Illana, to gather together and also be on the plane? Since it was such short notice perhaps Widmore couldn’t arrange for all of the people to meet prior to the flight so “What lies in the shadow of the statue?” is the code in order to know who is in the group and who is not? That seems to make the most sense to me at this point. The biggest question still to be answered is who will be on the outrigger that finds Sawyer, Juliette, and the rest and begins shooting at them? Who does Juliette shoot? So many answers are yet to come.

And then there were two -

We have our Final Two in the LOST field of 64 March Madness. Here it is the 6Th of April and we are finishing up the March Madness competition? Yep! Anyway, as voted by you, the readers of this blog, here are the two that have been voted into the championship round:

Juliette Burke 3 Seed

How she got here:

In the first round Juliette walked he way past Sun's infant Ji-Yeon.

The second round she had it almost as easy as she dispatched with Jack's father, Christian Shephard.

In the third round, Juliette was almost eliminated by Kate. The two of them finished tied and it was up to me, with my executive challenge in hand, to break the tie. I've got some crap about it but if it hadn't been left as a tie I wouldn't have had to do what I did, now would I?

In the Elite Eight round the good doctor was up against her biggest challenge to date with a head to head against John Locke. Surprisingly, Juliette beat Locke easier than she did Kate. Go fig!

Juliette did away wit Jin in the Final Four round to get to the Championship match.

Versus

Sawyer 1 seed

How Sawyer made it to the championship match:

The hunky redneck shucked and jived his way past Minkowsy and Frank Lapidus in the first two rounds.

It was a little closer with his match up in the Elite Eight contest when he faced Daniel Faraday. However, nothing would stand in his way with a date in the final four where he faced off against Desmond who Sawyer sent packing, brutha!

The Final Four match up was against perennial "Bad Guy" Ben Linus, the first 1 seed versus a 1 seed match. It is easy to see that Sawyer has danced his way to the championship round. Does his journey end here? Only time and your votes will tell.

Aw, they look so good together, too. Unfortunately only one can win. Who will it be?

Sawyer and Juliette get a good look at the marque that states they are the final two in the LOST Field of 64 Challenge!

Continuity Errors?

This week I want to discuss a few continuity errors that were very obvious in this past weeks episode. First look at the screen cap from when Sayid shot Ben:

Now check out the screen cap from when Jin found Ben lying in the jungle:

The wound is in a completely different/wrong side of the chest. And one more that may or may not be a different position but it does look to be a little low to me:

Now I have pointed out some other continuity errors in the past. I won't post pictures but if you have the DVDs go check it out for yourself. First of all let me direct your attention to the Swan hatch. When we see it in the first episode of season two, things change positions and appearance. Another instance is during Miles' flashback to when he is playing Ghostbuster in the old woman's house. When he goes upstairs there are pictures hanging on the wall. We see these pictures again when he comes back down the stairs and the frames have changed.

I know things happen and sometimes, although it appears to be only mere minutes between one moment and the next, truth be told, it could be days or even weeks between scenes when they are filming the show. So things happen right?

I for one don't buy it, not for a moment. For the longest time I couldn't figure out exactly what it was that bothered me about these obvious errors. Finally, after I posted my April Fools Joke, the one about Shaymalan being the director of the finale, I was able to put my finger on it. Or at least get it a little closer to the target.

How did that fake story help me clear up my misgivings about some errors on LOST? Well, think back to when you first saw the Sixth Sense. The movie where Bruce Willis is dead 99% of the time and we don't know it until the final minutes. Don't yell at me for spoiling it for you, it's been long enough since the movie was released, you should know the surprise ending by now! When the camera pulls back (something LOST has been doing the past few seasons as well and will continue to do more of this season and next) we see more of the picture. We see where the clues were the entire time. We were shown hints and red herrings and led down dead ends so often we didn't know when we saw the answers to the questions we didn't even know we were supposed to be asking. That's the same with LOST. For almost the entire movie we saw things from Bruce Willis' characters point of view, a character who either didn't know he was dead or couldn't come to grips with the fact.

That's what we have here, especially with Ben's gunshot wound. When Sayid shoots Ben, he truly wants to kill the 12 year old boy. Sayid is a killer. We've seen him do it enough times, it's beaten into us so hard that we take it on face value that Sayid shot him right through the heart. Sayid wanted Ben to die so badly he "saw" the bullet hit Ben directly in the chest and go through his heart. But it didn't. A few minutes later, Jin rolls Ben over and the bullet wound is on the right side of his chest. Nowhere near where it was a few minutes ago. Sure he was shot, but Jin didn't see the wound in the same pace because it wasn't in the same place. Sayid saw the bullet hit Ben in the chest near his heart because the island wanted Sayid to see it there. Remember when Ben shot Locke? The wound seemed to be right through the chest as well. Later the wound in much lower allowing for the missing kidney story to fill in the blanks of why Locke wasn't dead. Ben wanted Locke to be dead and a bullet through the heart would have done the trick. The same can be said for Sayid.

Jin, since he has no real interest in weather the boy lives or dies, sees the wound exactly where it is. Later, after Juliette operates on him the wound is a little lower. Why? Because that's where Juliette needs to see it on order to think she can save his life. Same for Kate and Sawyer. When Sawyer is carrying Ben the wound seems to move down even further. Because that's where they need it to be to believe they can save Ben's life.

The Swan hatch items being moved or changed can be summed up by saying the items looked one way when we saw Desmond in the hatch because that's how he saw the hatch. When Locke and Jack are in the hatch it looks different because to them, it is different. The pictures on the wall change because in one scene we see them through Miles' eyes and then we see them a second time through the dead boys grand mother's eyes.

Something else that occurred and was pointed out by Vozzek69 is during "Whatever Happened, Happened" when Kate is in the grocery store. She asks the stock person where the juice boxes are and he directs her to them. Not once did he look at Aaron or even acknowledge his presence in any way. A few seconds later, Kate goes back to the same employee in the grocery store to ask if he saw where her little boy went. At which point he seems to be oblivious to the fact that she even had anyone with her. Let's go one step further. When Kate goes to see Cassidy a second time, Clementine answers the door. She smiles and says "Hello Auntie Kate.", again, she never acknowledges Aaron. And he's standing right there next to Kate holding her hand. Isn't he?

It seems it's all a matter of perspective. I predict that the final episode of LOST will be very similar to the final minutes of The Sixth Sense. We will be offered up all of the missed clues we were supposed to see and missed. Or did see but didn't understand them well enough to give us hints to the end game that we were heading to. For the entire series we have been the victims of well played out misdirections by TPTB and writers alike. Victims that went along just as happily as we could knowing full well the entire time we were the marks of the real Long Con.

Weekly Musical Montage

This one is for all you John Locke Fans and if you like The Killers it's a double fun time!

Late Breaking News From Yesterday 4/1/09

In a shockingly quiet press release yesterday, executive producers Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof, revealed that the director of the series finale would be none other than acclaimed director M. Night Shymalan. The content of the finale still remains a secret, but Lindelof and Cuse stated that they wished to "get a hold" on the most important episode of next year, to make sure that everything goes "without a hitch."Shyamalan, director of such films as The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, and Lady in the Water says that he is more than up for the challenge, and will begin working with the producers as soon as his newest film, The Last Airbender, completes production. Shyamalan, an avid ''Lost'' fan, said that he was already working with Damon and Carlton on an early draft of the episode.

Whatever Happened, Happened

Notice Ben's gunshot wound is now on his right side last episode it was more on the left side of his chest!?!?

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This week I have decided to do the weekly recap a little differently in order to try a new format. I am going to take a more chronological approach. So with that in mind let's start with all of the off island flash back scenes.

She’s Got You

First off, in an episode that is Kate centric, you can usually count on two things; the first being I will probably hate it and two; a Patsy Cline song will show up somewhere in the episode. The country stars song She’s Got You plays across two lines here. It alludes to Kate having Aaron but it also points towards Juliette having Sawyer. Kate sings "Catch A Falling Star" to Aaron when he is asleep. This was the same lullaby that Claire asked Arlene Stewart to sing to Aaron when she was going to give him away for adoption in "Raised by Another". This song also plays in Aaron's would-be nursery in The Staff as the mobile spins in the episode "Maternity Leave". Kate shows up at Cassidy’s house with Aaron in tow and an envelope full of money. Kate tells Cassidy what Sawyer asked her to do. Kate tells Cassidy the money is for her that Kate received it from a settlement from Oceanic Airlines. What happened to the money Sawyer had in an account for Clementine? Perhaps Cassidy already got that and is how she has a house. Cassidy says Sawyer was a coward for jumping from the helicopter. She tells Kate that he jumped because he wanted to be away from Kate.

In a mirror reflected image there are two of the numbers "4" and "23". Obsess much?

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In The Supermarket - “I was standing over there by the tomaders, and I hollered ‘Don't look Ethel!’ but it was too late, she'd already been incensed!”

That may be the longest sectional title I have ever used! It’s from The Streak by Ray Stevens by the way. If it’s not on your ipod it oughta be! Anyway, we revisit the marina scene when Kate takes Aaron and leaves. On the way home, the little prince is thirsty. They go to the grocery store and Aaron wants a juice box not milk. They grow up so fast! Jack calls Kate and she ends up loosing Aaron. She frantically runs through the store looking for him and she finds him with a woman who looks like Claire. For a second I actually thought it was Claire which would have been awesome. The next day Kate shows up back at Cassidy’s where Kate tells her about loosing Aaron. Kate says she wasn’t surprised that she lost him and she thought “It’s about time.”. Kate always knew she would one day loose Aaron or have him taken from her. Cassidy tells Kate she took Aaron because Sawyer broke her heart and she needed Aaron to fix it.

Sometimes I Am Wrong And This Time, I Liked It

Kate goes to the hotel room where Claire’s Mum is staying and the two have an uncomfortable meeting. Kate tells her about Aaron and Claire. Kate claims Claire is still alive but does she really know this? The answer is easy at this point; there’s no way she can, except for the visions of Claire she has been having so maybe Kate is on to something. That must be proof enough for Kate. Kate continues on with her explanation of why she has Aaron and why she lied about him. She now knows that Aaron was filling a place in her heart left by Sawyer but that is still not why Kate decides to go back to the island. She isn’t going back to find Sawyer, she is going back to find Claire. She is going back for Aaron not Sawyer. Aaron still has the place in her heart and there is no room for Sawyer in it now. Now, I started this recap by saying that I don’t like Kate centric episodes. I really don’t like Kate's character much at all either (I know, I hear the jeers already, you can like her I don’t mind. The fault may lie with me, not you, but who is to say?) however, this episode was probably one of, if not her best episode. If there was any doubt about Evangeline Lilly’s acting ability it can all be put away now. The scene where she says goodbye to Aaron tore me up. One of the best Kate scenes ever and she only spoke one line: “Bye bye baby.”. Absolutely heart wrenching!

Now let’s move on to the on island scenes:

“Administer two-amp sodium bicarb, insert an airway. Start an IV, 51. Lactate Ringer's. Squad 51, continue to monitor patient and transport immediately." "We're on our way, Rampart!”

This is the recap with the largest section titles. This last one is from the television show “Emergency”. Jin does his best Randolph Mantooth impression as he makes the first island ambulance run. Back at the scene of the diversion created by Ben and the flaming Dharma van, Horace has a way of stating the obvious. Not to be outdone, Jack, makes himself seem a little too inquisitive by asking way to many questions. Especially for someone who says “Hi, I’m the new guy, what’s going on? I deserve to know.” Will you shut up already! Roger asks Kate to run the winch but, ha-ha, I heard “Run the wench!” Ah sweet irony. The trippy aspects of time travel catch up to Kate when Roger introduces himself.

It’s Allergy Season On The Island Of Mystery

Josh Holloway must either get sick once every season or his allergies act up while they are filming because he sounded like crap in the beginning of the episode. Kate goes to the security room (how secure is this room if anyone can just come strolling in?) to see Sawyer. Sawyer quickly tries to get her to leave. Horace and the rest of the security team show up and Horace is very interested to know why Kate is there. Sawyer basically pats Kate on the head and tells her to run along while the men talk. The group go to Sayid’s cell and Sawyer takes the set of keys from the lock. After telling Miles to gather their fellow survivors together until he can figure out what to do next, Sawyer finds Roger at the infirmary and asks for his keys. Roger of course, doesn’t have them. Now I have to ask, for a weird cultish community like the Dharma Initiative have set up on the island and with hostiles and smoke monsters that need sonic fences to keep them out, why the hell is their only one doctor there? I'm just saying is all. Juliette tells Sawyer that Ben is bleeding internally and she can’t find where the bleed is. Sawyer goes to find Jack.



Hello! McFly?

Over at house arrest, Hurley and Miles discuss the effects that changing the past will have on the future. This scene is a shout out to us, the viewers, and all of the discussions that have taken place over the past few weeks. There are two sides of the fence and Hurley is on one side and Miles is on the other. I love it when the writers give the viewers a voice. Sawyer asks Jack to come and help save young Ben’s life. He refuses. Kate and Jack argue about Jack not trying to save Ben. Jack says he has already done this once. Jack tells Kate that it is not supposed to happen. He is going to let the island do what it wants for a change. Jack feels that maybe he is just getting in the way. Finally, Jack has fully come around to the Man Of Faith thinking that Locke wanted him to do so many moons ago. His timing sucks though. Kate leaves in a huff when Jack reminds her that she didn’t like the “old me”.




I Don’t Know My Bloody Blood Type

Ahh, anyone still really miss Charlie? Kate shows up at the infirmary to donate blood for Ben. Kate tells Juliette that Jack and her were engaged off the island in the three years they were gone. Roger comes in to check on his son and tells Kate that Ben took his keys and let Sayid out. Roger opens up to Kate about Ben and the circumstances of his birth and the fact that Roger has not been a good father. Kate has a hard time saying “No” when Roger asks her if she has any children. Their conversation is cut short as Ben goes into medical distress.


What Now Mr. Smarty Pants?

Hurley and Miles continue their debate about changing the past and the future. The writers did a pretty good job of clearing up some of the questions and answers about any time paradox. Except for the question of why Ben didn't remember Sayid when Ben first saw Sayid after the crash. Easily the best scene of the episode!



Run Kate, Run!

The writers are trying to suddenly do a 180 on Roger. One episode they try to make us hate him and the next he gets a chance at redemption as they try to make him a little bit more like able. Juliette tells Kate that maybe there is something “they” can do to help Ben. She is referring to the Others. The two hotties load Ben into the Dharma patient transport van and Juliette tells Kate she will give her as much of a head start as she can. Kate eventually arrives at the sonic fence. Ben asks Kate to tell his father he is sorry for stealing his keys. Sawyer pulls up and tells her he is there to help her. Sawyer calls Kate “Freckles” for the first time since she returned to the island. Uh oh! Kate wants to know why Sawyer is helping her save Ben. Sawyer tells her that Juliette said it was wrong to just let a kid die. “I’m doing it for her.”, he tells her. We are left on our own to decide if Sawyer meant Juliette or Clementine. They go off into the jungle together and don’t bother to reset the sonic fence? That’s just careless.



Rant Juliette, Rant!

Juliette confronts Jack who is just getting out of the shower. I think Juliette got a peek at Jack’s little “Shephard’s Hook”. Juliette informs Jack that Kate and Sawyer have gone off to try and save Ben’s life. She says it is because they “actually care”. Oh snap! Jack says he came back to the island because he cared. He says to Juliette that he was trying to save them. Juliette then tells him they didn’t need saving. Juliette corrects him by telling him he came back for himself. Jack tells her he is supposed to be back but doesn’t know why yet. Juliette tells him he better figure out why and do it damn skippy!




You are lost and gone forever, Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

Kate tells Sawyer about her visits with Cassidy and Clementine. She tells him all about his daughter. Sawyers' face expresses his emotions, especially when Kate gives him Cassidy’s take on why he jumped from the helicopter. Apparently Cassidy was on the right track. Sawyer tells Kate that he wasn’t fit to be Kate’s boyfriend nor was he fit to be Clementine’s father. We watch Sawyer’s face light up, however, when Kate says that he seems to be doing alright with Juliette. Sawyer admits he has done a lot of growing up in the last three years. Their little chat is interrupted when The Others show up. Sawyer asks them to take him to see Richard Alpert if they want to avoid a war. Interesting statement.


Boy, you gonna carry that weight Carry that weight a long time

Richard intercepts Kate and Sawyer and says something like "you wanted to see me, here I am" when Sawyer asks where he came from. Richard just keeps getting more and more mysterious. As we get answers about the island we get more questions about Mr. Alpert. Alpert then asks if the boy is Benjamin Linus. Sawyer asks if the two of them know each other. Some interesting information comes out when Richard tells them what will happen to Ben if Richard saves his life. Richard says he will never be the same. Ben will forget any of this ever happened (a good ploy played by the writers in order to explain Ben not knowing Sayid, one question answered) and his innocence will be gone (we know why Ben turns all dark and deadly now I guess answer number two) and Ben will always be “one of us”. Which we know will happen. One of the Others tells Richard that he shouldn’t do it without talking to Ellie first and if Charles finds out. We know who he means there. Ms. Hawking and Charles Widmore are both still on the island with The Others in 1977. Richard cuts him off by saying that he doesn’t answer to either of them. Ellie and Charles Widmore now appear to have authority among the Others. The Others allow Sawyer and Kate to leave as Richard takes Ben to what I am guessing is “The Temple”. In an odd twist of fate, Sayid, Juliet, Jack, Kate and Sawyer are somewhat responsible for the person Ben will become.


"Bedside Manner?" "Yeah, that." "Yours sucks dude!"

The episode ends back in 2007. John Locke is diligently sitting next to Benjamin Linus’ sick bed. Ben wakes up and is surprised to see John Locke alive and sitting there. Locke smiles at Ben when he says “Welcome back to the land of the living.”



Mostly Harmless

The episode title is an allusion to a Douglas Adams quote from his book in the Hitchhikers Guide Trilogy. "Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again. It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though." Jack refused to save the young Ben because of who he would become. As a result, Kate had to take Ben to Richard, which is what made Ben the man Jack hated.

A Sad, Sad Day!

I come home from work and am confronted with this unfortunate turn of events. Yet another victim in the economy trouble. I am currently speechless and at a loss. Click on picture to read entore article from Associated Press.