Thursday, March 06, 2008

Rage On

Here we go with more first round action:
Hawkman
Versus
Zatara

The warrior from Thanagar against the bratty younger cousin of Zatanna. Surprisingly Hawkman does not take it easy on the young upstart and gives him a good pounding (thankfully -ed.). After the fight is over Zatara is overheard saying "Tihs, I tog ym ssa dekcik!" He most certainly did. Winner by knockout - Hawkman.

Next up is a "Female Fury" battle:


Zatanna

Versus

Raven



Hey, ya know it just rained a whole lot here and I was wondering what to do with all of this mud. Mud Wrestling anyone? Zatanna is a whole lot more powerful than her younger cousin and has been called "one of the strongest members of the Justice League". Raven is half human and half demon. This should be a good one. Both of these combatants are willing to use their powers to warp the minds of their opponents (friends too, sometimes). We have an upset in the making as Raven hits Zatanna with a blast of her empathic mind control hurling the fishnet clad sorceress through the mud and into a brick wall. Zatanna lay motionless as Raven goes to check on her rival. Fearing Zatanna's injuries are life threatening, Raven begins to remove the pain and the damage she caused. As she is doing this, Zatanna regains consciousness and mind wipes Raven causing Raven to forget what she was doing. The results gives Zatanna the win. Winner by default - Zatanna

Next battle:


Nightwing (Dick Grayson)

Versus

Jade


The former "Boy Wonder" turned "Teen Titan" turned "Outsider" turned "Teen Titan" for a second tour turned ... ah forget it, you got the idea; versus the daughter of the original Green Lantern. Oh, wait, she died two years ago, now we have a new Jade. Did I mention the new Jade is a coward? Yeah, this is a no contest. Winner - Nightwing

We got ourselves another CAT FIGHT!

Supergirl

Versus

Nightshade



I don't care which version of Supergirl you want to use, one thing is for sure, she's frigging hot! Plus she's Superman's older cousin, (don't start with the younger cousin argument, she was born before Superman but held in suspended animation, so there!) with nearly the same powers as Superman. How could Nightshade possibly hope to win this one? Even with the powers of the shadow lands able to sap the strength from Supergirl by blocking out the rays of the yellow sun that gives Kara Zor-El her powers, Nightshade is no match for the "Last Daughter of Krypton". Winner by knockout - Supergirl

More battles scheduled for later today!

1 comment:

Cerpts said...

Since when has there been a Zatara that was anything but Zatanna's daddy?!?!?

And you tell 'em! You testify about Supergirl being born first!!! You go, girlfriend!