Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Making the Sweet 16

As the picture becomes clearer and the sweet 16 is almost set. Here are the last matches in round two. Some heavy hitters are in this round folks, starting with:



Superman
Versus
Rorschach

Rorschach was lucky to get through the first round. He was not as lucky this round. Even if he is going to be in the Watchman movie, it didn't help him. So what if the kid that played Kelly Leech in the original Bad News Bears movie is playing the character, he had to fight Superman for cripes sake. I mean c'mon, did you really think he was going to win another round? Winner - Superman by KO.

Second up -

Batman

Versus

Cyborg


Being the Dark Knight isn't easy, it's even more difficult for whoever has the unfortunate luck of crossing his path. Just ask Heath Ledger (OK that was a little bit of a low blow but you get the picture) if you don't believe me. Cyborg is a tough opponent but Batman is used to being at a disadvantage. He isn't a master strategist for nothing. Winner by decision - Batman.
Next we have possibly one of the final "Female Fury" matches of the tournament (the girls are thinning out in numbers a bit). We have:

Wonder Woman

Versus

Black Canary

I know Black Canary wasn't in the first round. Barry Allen and Bart Allen never returned from the speed force so we have no other choice but to declare their battle a "no contest". Now we don't give anybody a "stinking wussy free pass to the next round bye" in this tournament, so we went to one of our alternates. Black Canary is more than happy to enter the contest. That was until she realised her opponent is the beautiful Amazon Princess herself. Alternate or not, those fishnets are a little worse for wear after this fight. Winner by TKO Wonder Woman.

And our final battle of the second round that will complete our Sweet 16 is between:


Aquaman

Versus

Lobo

Here we are folks in the final battle for this round. Lately Lobo has been a member of the intergalactic dolphin god worshippers (I'm not making this up) and has turned over a new leaf and is now non violent. That was until someone killed one of his little space dolphin monk buddies. Now he's out for revenge and any other fighting he can get into is icing on the cake. He is taken aback a bit when he realizes Aquaman can talk to the dolphins on Earth. From one dolphin lover to another it would seem is now the theme of this fight. The Earth dolphins do the bidding of Aquaman and begin to beat down Lobo, but if there is one thing stronger than Earth dolphins it's gotta be intergalactic flying mind controlling monk dolphins. Wouldn't they? Winner by TKO - Lobo.

Well there you have it, the field of 64 has been trimmed down to the "Sweet 16". The next round will begin in a day or two. Check back for more battles.

4 comments:

Cerpts said...

You're seriously telling me that Aquaman lost to Lobo?!?!? Aquaman?!?!?! Who has super strength from the immense pressure at the bottom of the sea and whose skin is super tough for the same reason?!?!? Aquaman. . .who could twist Lobo's head off?!?!

And yes, I'm talking about the REAL Aquaman and not whatever 15-times-revised version they have nowadays.

No way. Not a chance.

Cheeks DaBelly said...

It's my field of 64 and in my field of 64 Lobo beats Aquaman! So there! And Jin is still dead.

Cerpts said...

And your mama STILL rolls meatballs across the floor!

Cheeks DaBelly said...

Yeah and...?