Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Round 1 Part 4

A quick update as our first round matches continue:
Firestorm
Versus
The Atom Ray Palmer

Another battle featuring a nuclear hero,

Firestorm, facing a man, Ray Palmer, who can shrink himself down to the size of an atom. Due to the fact that even at his atomic size, the Atom is still visible to Firestorm, the nuclear man is able to "freeze" Palmer's ability and render him powerless. Winner - Firestorm

Next up:


Deadman

Versus

Black Lightning




One of the best ever "supporting" character heroes in the DC universe, in my opinion against one of the first ever "major" African American hero. Black Lightning is considered a "major" hero for a reason. He is a major power and that power continues to grow. The limits of his powers even he has yet to realize as he wins this fight with the ghostly Deadman in easy fashion. Winner - Black Lightning

Now entering the combat:


Swamp Thing

Versus

Thunderbolt

This one almost seems unfair. We have the earth elemental Swamp Thing against a near rookie hero Jakeem Thunder and his "genie" from the fifth dimension. Nobody start singing "Aquarius", this is serious business. Swamp Thing almost seemed to not want to fight at the start of the battle. After receiving several bolts from the thunder genie, the elemental decides to join in whole hearted. Able to cause the little bits of salad remaining in Jakeem's stomach to suddenly grow, as Swamp Thing has full control over any plant life, Jakeem falls unconscious. Without his master to tell him what to do, the genie returns to the magic ink pen where he is stored. Again, I don't make this stuff up, the writers do. Winner - Swamp Thing

And finally, our "Female Fury" match of the day is:


Mary Marvel

Versus

Saturn Girl


In a surprise turn of events, this match is a "No Gimmick" match. Meaning it will just be a normal girl versus girl match. No bikini's, no fluffy pillows, no lacy nightgowns. What the hell? I want someone to look into this. Anyway, since I can't stop it now, I guess the battle will have to go on "as is". Mary Marvel, the worlds greatest mortal female versus Saturn Girl from the 30Th century. Saturn Girl has the ability to read minds and control them if they are weak enough. Mary Marvel is currently stronger than she has ever been. Perhaps Saturn Girl should have read my mind before the fight started cause she would have known she was going to get her ass kicked. Total count the heroes from the Legion of Superheroes are now 0 - 3. Winner - Mary Marvel.

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