Wednesday, October 24, 2007

"Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless."

I might get flack over this one, but here goes. Call them monsters, villains, bad guys, bogeymen, whatever you like to call them, be my guest. The "new" horror movie monsters have been more humanized than ever. No longer are the things that go bump in the night ghosts, aliens, goblins, ghouls, or something that slinks from the watery depths. They are people but not like you and me. Or are they? One thing the group of meanies featured below all have in common is they were all people (at one time or another, anyway), just human beings. Nothing more. Some of the stories they are featured in are based on actual people and the acts they did. Like this chainsaw wielding fella for example-

Leatherface is the one we all remember from "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" franchise. Never mind his family, they are the focus of a separate discussion better left for another day. One of the first slasher film villains, he wears masks made of human skin, a practice which led to his name, and is a cannibal. Leatherface is supposedly severely mentally retarded and mentally disturbed. He often uses a chainsaw (hence the name of the films) or a sledgehammer to slaughter his victims. The character was inspired in part by notorious serial killer Ed Gein, who also wore the skin of his victims.
Jason Voorhees has been busy every thirteenth day of the month. That is if it happens to fall on a Friday. Quite possibly the longest living(?) slasher killer. Some say too long, 11 movies exist in the franchise. Not all featuring Jason as the killer, his mother was the killer in the first movie and part three a psychotic father donned the infamous hockey mask to seek revenge for his dead child. He has "died" several times only to be brought back to seek new victims over and over again. He's even killed in the future, in the year 2455, as seen in the aptly titled "Jason X" as it was the tenth film of the series. Another film is yet in the works, a twelfth. Guess they have to go to 13 at this point.
Michael Myers made older sisters afraid of their little brothers, especially on Halloween back in 1978. "The Shape" is another of the original slashers. He has hacked his way through eight of the nine Halloween movies. The most recent installment, directed by Rob Zombie, is half remake of the original as well as a prequel. Part three, Season of the Witch, well, let's just not talk about it. Although he does appear in this movie as well, he can be seen on a TV screen in a bar, the movie has nothing to do with the rest of the series. Michael is tall (anywhere from 6' 3" to 6' 8") he has scars and lots of them. Possibly the deepest of them being of the psychological variety.
Freddy Krueger is a different type of slasher killer. Unlike the previously mentioned, he is dead (or perhaps undead is a better term) from the beginning of the movie series. He kills you in your dreams. Freddy is commonly identified by his burnt disfigured face, red and green striped sweater, brown fedora hat, and trademark metal-clawed leather glove. Creator Wes Craven claims his inspiration for the basis of Krueger's power stemmed from several stories in the LA Times about a series of mysterious deaths: all the victims had reported recurring nightmares beforehand, and died in their sleep. Robert Englund (who played Freddy) has expressed that he feels that the deeper meaning behind the character is that he represents neglect, particularly the neglect that children and teens are sometimes subject to when growing up. He was last seen (or at least his winking head was) at the end of Freddy Vs. Jason. It was time to answer the question "who would win if...". During a battle with the villain from the Friday the 13Th series, Freddy is decapitated by Jason's machete. Right before the credits roll, the eyes open, and Freddy winks at the camera. This story is far from over as yet another Vs. movie is in the works.

The Monsters are the characters from horror movies that are supposed to scare the pants off of you! A horror movie can't exist without them, these films can't anyway. They get our heart racing, our limbs flailing, and our scream-hoarse voices yelling "TURN AROUND! TURN AROUND!" Or don't. Whatever the case may be (there's your Lost reference for now). The bad guys are more than characters from horror movies that would do harm to an attractive young co-ed. The BEST villains, those that really inspire fear in movie-goers, touch something deep inside of the audience. It may be a childhood fear of the dark, an aversion to bugs or a wariness of "What was that?". These guys are there to show us that sometimes we don't want to know. Usually we have long forgotten the days when we made Dad check under the bed before we could get to sleep or had to ensure that the closet door was not open even a crack because some creepy specter could slink into our bedroom. What about those strange-shaped shadows cast on the wall at night that looked just like a gnarled hand? Or the toy clown on the chair in your bedroom that you SWEAR is in a different position in the morning than it was in when you went to bed?

For most of us these fears don't carry the same weight as they did when we were 5 years old...but shades of fear remain. The horror movie monsters rekindle those old sources of fright and make them a reality before our very eyes! These may not be classics, they may not be your favorites. They are what they are. The best of their genre.

2 comments:

Cerpts said...

You forgot Norman Bates.

Cerpts said...

The only movies starring these 4 I am prepared to deal with are the first ones since all the sequels are beneath contempt. Slasher films are without doubt the most boring genre on the face of the planet. And they're definitely not scary in the least.

UNLESS they're done right.

And once in a while . . . once in a GREAT while. . . they're done right.

The first Texas Chainsaw Massacre was done right. Although actually I don't consider it a slasher film at all. Especially since you practically never see blood and gore -- you only think you do. And that's the mark of fine direction. I actually like this film a lot and Leatherface is a classic great monster.

The first Friday the 13th -- mediocre. But still miles ahead of any of the sequels. Jason Voorhees always seemed like a blatant copy of Michael Myers in appearance. And since SPOILER ALERT STOP READING NOW he's not even really IN the first Friday the 13th I don't give him a second thought. The only thing which really raises the first Friday the 13th up to mediocre is Betsy Palmer and the role she plays. Cute twist. Bad and boring movie series after that.

The first Halloween is a classic. Nothing much to add to that. Michael Myers or The Shape (with his Shatner mask) is iconic and you can't blame him for all the horribly bad slasher films which he spawned (including all the Halloween sequels that followed).

The first Nightmare On Elm Street -- also only mediocre. Nice premise but I didn't get what everyone seems to see in this movie. After watching it, I was left saying "Eh". Seemed rather dull to me. And the sequels (like ALL 80's slasher films) were cartoonish jokes. It's a shame because Freddy as a character has actual potential which unfortunately was never realized (although Wes Craven's New Nightmare was interesting).

The funny thing is that, when you think about it, 3 out of 4 of these monsters are not "just human like the rest of us" but are as supernatural as Dracula or The Wolf Man. Michael Myers is definitely supernatural (you can't kill him) and I genuinely think he's the embodiment of the "bogeyman" mythology for the modern world. Jason Voorhees is also seemingly supernatural too; in the sequels you can't kill him and he's obviously got some superhuman powers going on. Plus he surfaces from the lake at the end of the first Friday the 13th; ordinary humans don't do that. Aquaman maybe, but not me. And Freddy Krueger is the most blatantly supernatural spook of them all; he was "just human" before mumsey & dadsey killed him but after that he's supernatural city. The only really "just human" fella is Leatherface in the first movie. I can't answer for how he was in the sequels though. So, while I take your point that these guys are "like human" I don't think they're any more human that Dracula or Lawrence Talbot. And that's probably why these are the 4 guys you chose to write about in the first place; because they are just like Dracula or The Wolf Man. Those other forgettable non-supernatural "human" serial killers in all those 80's slasher films simply ran around with a knife offing co-eds. Tedious, dull and did I mention boring?!? They're simply not in the same league as the 4 you wrote about. Terrific post, doddy.

Of course, where does that leave Jack the Ripper. . . . ?