Weird/Ugly Christmas Ornaments

While we wait for more info to filter it's way through the wormhole that is the island and find us here on the main land, I felt it was a perfect time to get into the holiday swing of things. Here are some of the top ugly and or weird Christmas tree ornaments I found on the inter webs.

Not really sure what this is. Kinda looks like a real cheap Santa balloon that might be found in a really cheap parade.

It's a flamingo with really hot legs. What? That's what it is!








An octopus wrapped around a blue ball. Release the Kraken!







What we have here (at least what I think it is supposed to be) is a Santa ornament disguised as a banana. The peel being pulled half way down makes it look like Santa is sticking his tongue out. Weird, ugly, and disturbing!

Seriously, wtf?

Ummm, this is an ornament to celebrate babies first Christmas. That is if you are one of those pro-lifers that believes life begins at conception. It would be cool if they were chocolate and you could eat them. I see an advent calendar in there somewhere.

This is supposed to be a Dracula tree ornament. I don't see it but, OK.

Now this one I can see. Frankenstein comes to town as a Christmas tree ornament.

Dog crap tree ornament. Why?

Bigfoot tree ornament FTW!