
But unfortunately it has happened. More on this in a future blog.

The Haunted Wardrobe
He ain't no Sawyer, and far from one of my favorite characters on Lost but Foxxy gets a passadena from me for being an Eagles fan, or at least sporting a retro team t shirt. I guess I won't be upset if his character doesn't die this season. But only this season, I'm not saying anything about next season. All I know is Sawyer best be just fine by this time next year. Oh, and one other thing Doc, "Don't trust Sara.".


Shortly after the release of Frankenberry, General Mills released a blueberry cereal appropriately titled Boo Berry in 1973. That's him up there. Isn't his little hat just the cutest little thing? Way back then, they didn't even call them marshmallows they called them "sweeties" who knows, maybe back then they didn't actually qualify as marshmallows. Today I can vouch for them that they are indeed marshmallows. Boo Berry's voice sounded Peter Lorre ish. He (the cereal) is also referenced in an episode of Family Guy when Peter sees Sandy Duncan in a grocery store in the cereal aisle he says to her "Get the Boo Berry." Although Frankenberry turns the milk pink this cereal has the distinction of turning you mouth a very lovely shade of blue!
In 1971 Frankenberry shambled onto breakfast tables everywhere. Frankenberry is a strawberry flavored cereal whose mascot character's voice sounds similar to that of Boris Karloff. Frankenberry is featured often on the animated television show Family Guy. Conan O'Brien references the cereal on his talk show and includes it as one of his favorite cereals because it is the only cereal that turn the milk pink. In Futurama, Kif proclaims to Amy that he will make her perfume of Lilac, Jasmine, and Frankenberry. In an episode of Robot Chicken Frankenberry is a guest judge on their version on American Idol aptly called Zombie Idol. Although not widely available today, it is available around this time of year. In the Midwest it is available in Super WalMarts year round. Some Target stores also supposedly carry it almost year round as well. All I know is right now Acme has it and it's on sale 2 for 5 dollars. Go crazy!

That's right, before Yummy Mummy there was Fruit Brute. The fruity werewolf cereal debuted in 1974, it didn't do so well so it became the first Halloween based cereal to make it's way to the breakfast graveyard in 1983. Well what do you expect it had lime flavored marshmallows for Christ's sake. Yummy Mummy cam out in 1988. They did learn their lesson, a little, (General Mills I'm talking about. Try to keep up please!) at least when they revamped the cereal they made the marshmallows vanilla flavored. Although it was the first cereal in the monster related cereals to be discontinued it actually has been kept alive, sort of. In Reservoir Dogs, Mr. Orange clearly has a box of Fruit Brute in his apartment. Quentin Tarantino was such a big fan of the cereal he also used a box of it (possibly the same box from Reservoir Dogs, who knows?) in a scene in Pulp Fiction where Vincent is talking on the cell phone to his drug dealer Lance (played by John Travolta and Eric Stoltz, respectively). So, long gone is our fruity cereal friend who stalked the night in search of the flavor of FROOOOOOOOOOOT.

"Hello, my name is Klaus, I'm a manager at Rustler's and I wanted you to come in for an interview."That was how it started. I was fresh off my seventeenth birthday and was trying to afford both gas and drug money in the spring of '85. Every spare moment was used filling out job applications. In a surprising fact, Rustler was not the first interview I went on. The day before I received the call from Klaus, I was invited to come and interview for a job at McDonald's. So I went to the interview at MickeyDee's and the following day I had set up my interview for Rustler Steak House. Now beggars can't be choosers and I had already accepted a job at McDonald's the previous day, but I figured "What the heck? Just go and see what happens." Besides I had never actually spoken to someone named Klaus, it could have been fun.
The next day I drove to Marlton and parked "The Stang" (before it got the most awesomest paint job, at the time it was brown, it would soon be "Hell Black". That was the name of the paint. It was of course black but when you got up close to it there was red flecks in it. Way cool. But I digress. I interviewed and he offered me a job. Now here was my first exposure to the business world and I was suddenly a commodity that was in high demand. How the hell did that happen? Yeah, I know, 17 year olds looking for a minimum wage part time job are so hard to find. Now I had to make a decision. It was actually a "no brainer" Rustler was only a few miles down the street, not even 6 to be exact. I think. McDonald's was in Voorhees, which was near where I went to school and thought it would be cool to be able to leave school and go right to work. My first schedule I was given for McD's were all 6-11 shifts. I was done school at 2:15, what the frigg? I told the manager when I interviewed it would be good if I could get like 3:00 shifts since leaving school and driving home and then driving back only to work five hours and drive back home again. Shit, all my money would be spent on gas alone. Seemed kinda pointless as well as weedless.
On the other hand... Klaus, who after conferring with his boss (who happened to be Cindy Johnson, later to be Cindy Johnson Barr, and a very close friend for many years) said I was hired at Rustler and could I come in for my training. I asked him what was my schedule. He said he could give me between 20 and thirty hours a week usually 3-9 or 4-10 shifts.
We have a winner!
So the rest is history. But I often wonder what it would have been like if I had worked at the golden arches instead? Considering I met my best friend working at Rustler's and even though time has taken away some of the innocence and naivete of that seventeen year old man (boy?) it has given me lasting memories, when the memory works. A lifetime of laughter, fun, tears, love, and somewhere out there is someone who knows why I said "Burma". All in all, I'd say it was a good choice.

Mount Vesuvius of Ass (This story takes place in the not too distant past, but was something I needed to share with you all. You'll thank me later. Or not.)
We escaped just in time, it seems.
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. --Henry Ward Beecher
Ode To Chlamydia
An open letter to Ms. Britney Spears:
4 penguins die after truck overturns in E. Texas Tuesday, August 8, 2006 The Dallas Morning News
RUB A DUB DUB - FIVE KIDS IN A TUB